Chippy Tea

[King Coconut]

It's the internet age! We've all got porn... 

[PowerButchi]

10 hours ago, The Maestro said:

Wow! Next you'll be telling us that Freddos are still 10p in your neck of the woods.

Not really. Just basing it on local menu and one's shown on here 

[Rey_Piste]

Currywurst and chips is just the kraut version of jumbo sausage and curry sauce. I always try to go to the German sausage shack that turns up at the Christmas market for that. Also Deutschland has some of the nicest kebabs you can find.

[Kaz Hayashi]

7 minutes ago, Rey_Piste said:

Currywurst and chips is just the kraut version of jumbo sausage and curry sauce. I always try to go to the German sausage shack that turns up at the Christmas market for that. Also Deutschland has some of the nicest kebabs you can find.

Na, not having that like. It’s a different food group altogether. It’s the same food group as hot dogs and burgers.

Fish, jumbo sausage, chips are their own food group.

Pies, pasties and sausage rolls are the other food group that people eat.

[PowerButchi]

Incorrect. As i have said here before the 5 food groups are red meat, cheese, salt, gravy and lard.

[Gus Mears]

Occasionally, following a billion people on Twitter has its advantages. Can you name everything on this platter?

Edited August 20, 2018 by Gus Mears

[Onyx2]

It's just the Irn Bru I'm a bit meh about (gets destroyed by the Highland regiment of the UKFF).

[Devon Malcolm]

Chips, chicken nuggets, cod, onion rings, battered sausage, scollops, deep-fried pizza? Might be a couple of spam fritters there an' all.

[Rey_Piste]

Do you get any gravy or curry sauce with that?

[Merzbow]

2 minutes ago, Rey_Piste said:

Do you get any gravy or curry sauce with that?

You'd need some lube for sure, it looks dry as fuck in there.

[Gus Mears]

8 minutes ago, Devon Malcolm said:

Chips, chicken nuggets, cod, onion rings, battered sausage, scollops, deep-fried pizza? Might be a couple of spam fritters there an' all.

Pretty close. Missing one main thing. I think a lot of the random stuff is just 'unidentified fried fritters'. 

Rey, no gravy or curry I'm afraid. You're getting a coronary in a box for a tenner, you can plump extra for a bit of sauce. 

Edited August 20, 2018 by Gus Mears

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

27 minutes ago, Onyx2 said:

It's just the Irn Bru I'm a bit meh about (gets destroyed by the Highland regiment of the UKFF).

I will happily stand shoulder to shoulder with you Onyx against the tartan horde.  Irn Bru is rank. I've tried to like it but I just don't. 

[Accident Prone]

I'm partial to Irn Bru because cans of it used to 20p each from the butchers. 12 year old AP would hop off the bus after school and grab some Bru and Space Invaders for the bargain price of 50p. Sometimes I'd even upgrade to a Shandy Bass if I was feeling especially naughty that day.

[Carbomb]

We tended to get fish and chips when we visited family in Yorkshire, and the drinks of choice for myself and my sisters as kids were always a Ben Shaw's, usually Dandelion & Burdock, or American Cream Soda (the green stuff).

[Otto Dem Wanz]

I basically never drink pop but will always have a full sugar Cherry Coke with a chippy tea - always makes it taste better for some reason.