Chippy Tea

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8 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said:

As an aside, both Royal Cod and Atlantic Fish Bar in Chorlton have seated areas and even proper plates.  Poor old Devon would have a Scanners moment if they did kebabs as well.

Many a trudge from Atlantic home from a few jars in Dulcimers, Bar etc with fish n chips n curry sauce under my arm when I was living in St Retford. Still hot when I got it in to settle in for tipsy viewings of Diners Drive Ins and Dives. Rrrrrrr..... great days.

[SuperBacon]

Relevant

 

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

No goujons obviously. 

Edited August 22, 2018 by Lion_of_the_Midlands

[Keith Houchen]

17 minutes ago, Sergio Mendacious said:

So what's the level of purity test for the Chippy Tea Party, currently? No kebab meat, no sitting, no plates, what else?

No mardy cricket loving Mancs.

[Merzbow]

15 minutes ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said:

No goujons obviously. 

Not even goujon Johns goujons?

 

[Devon Malcolm]

51 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said:

As an aside, both Royal Cod and Atlantic Fish Bar in Chorlton have seated areas and even proper plates.  Poor old Devon would have a Scanners moment if they did kebabs as well.

You're allowed to sit down and have seating areas, but those are fish restaurants, just to be clear.

[Sergio Mendacious]

You're a fish restaurant.

[Keith Houchen]

6 minutes ago, Devon Malcolm said:

You're allowed to sit down and have seating areas, but those are fish restaurants, just to be clear.

A restaurant seats you, takes your order and brings your food over to you. 

[Devon Malcolm]

1 minute ago, Keith Houchen said:

A restaurant seats you, takes your order and brings your food over to you. 

I'm sorry they don't have Harry Ramsden in Chorlton. Try Henri Ramsdenne round the corner.

[Keith Houchen]

Just now, Devon Malcolm said:

I'm sorry they don't have Harry Ramsden in Chorlton. Try Henri Ramsdenne round the corner.

They don't do kebab meat.

[Devon Malcolm]

13 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said:

They don't do kebab meat.

Champ cake?

[Keith Houchen]

9 minutes ago, Devon Malcolm said:

Champ cake?

More like fried colcannon.

[Arch Stanton]

Delighted to see that this has become pretty much the hottest thread on the forum all year. Over in On Topic the SummerSlam thread is only a poxy 6 pages long right now. 

A proper, honest chippy doesn't sell kebabs. That doesn't mean that a takeaway can't knock out decent fish and chips though.

 

[Onyx2]

49 minutes ago, Arch Stanton said:

A proper, honest chippy doesn't sell kebabs. That doesn't mean that a takeaway can't knock out decent fish and chips though.

Now there's a wise man. 

[Keith Houchen]

You are fucking wrong uns.  We aren't talking about Shish or koftes or poncey shit like that.  Doner meat, and chicken at a push, both normal and tikka on a pole like doner.  That's all, nothing else.

When we go to my gfs parents, their local chippy does kebabs but they ask if you want salad or chips on top of them.  Chips every time!  Then again, it is Bedworth so that's probably Blumenthal levels of ponceness for the area.  Mixed kebab with chips is a fiver ,well skill.