Paid Members FLips Posted August 22, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 22, 2018 Chippy near me does Kebabs and Pizzas. Needless to say their kebab is shit and their chips are shit because they're half arsing everything instead of full arsing being a proper chippy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted August 22, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 22, 2018 1 minute ago, FelatioLips said: Chippy near me does Kebabs and Pizzas. Needless to say their kebab is shit and their chips are shit because they're half arsing everything instead of full arsing being a proper chippy. I HATEĀ kebab shops that pretend to be chippys. Fucking state of them.Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 Yeah you can't trust them fuckers. Ā It's like a Ramseys Kitchen Nightmares where the menu is 6 pages long and not one of those pages has doner meat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted August 22, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 22, 2018 20 minutes ago, FelatioLips said: Chippy near me does Kebabs and Pizzas. Needless to say their kebab is shit and their chips are shit because they're half arsing everything instead of full arsing being a proper chippy. Precisely. I don't like kebabs but I have no problem with them beyond the fact that they fucking reek. But I'm not getting a chip barm from a place that does doner kebabs and pizza. #FreeTommy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted August 22, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 22, 2018 No real chippy sells pizza, let's not entertain that for a second. Well, except that Scottish one that sells you onion rings, nuggets, battered pizza, fish, what looked like real chippy chips, a bottle of Irn Bru, the entire roster of WCW/nWo Revenge and a verse of Killing Me Softly for Ā£9.99. No donner meat though so presumably "real chippy" status retained. Phew! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted August 22, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 22, 2018 We had a kebab faux-chippy up here called the happy chip. It used to sell pills and knock off air max. No word of a lie. It was closed 3 times, itās open again under a new name. Iām so tempted to go in and ask for a pair of puma disk and curry sauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted August 22, 2018 Moderators Share Posted August 22, 2018 54 minutes ago, air_raid said: No real chippy sells pizza, let's not entertain that for a second. Well, except that Scottish one that sells you onion rings, nuggets, battered pizza, fish, what looked like real chippy chips, a bottle of Irn Bru, the entire roster of WCW/nWo Revenge and a verse of Killing Me Softly for Ā£9.99. No donner meat though so presumably "real chippy" status retained. Phew! They're Porridge Wogs though, a step above the Micks. You have to let them off, they don't know any better, same as the English. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted August 23, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, PowerButchi said: Porridge Wogs Tremendous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members BigJag Posted August 23, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 23, 2018 (edited) There is a chippy in Leicester on Woodgate that serves just fish and chips. No Kebabs. Even their chip butties are served between two slices of white bread. No cobs here. Its a tiny place and only opens a couple of times a week. The sort of place where somebody has converted their front room into a Chip shop. It's like walking into a time warp, with the decor being kept period. They had an old World of Sport poster up the last time I was in there. It's owned/run by a sprightly old gentleman. Who I'm pretty sure only opens up for fun. The Chips are handcut and thinner and longer than the usual fare available in Leicester. Worth checking out if only for the nostalgia. It's like a tiny working museum. Edited August 23, 2018 by BigJag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MungoChutney Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 If a real chippy doesn't sell pizza then I don't think Glasgow has more than a handful of them. Deep fried is standard everywhere and quite a few have a proper oven too. One down the road from me does kebab, pizza and southern fried chicken. However, they also do the best sausage supper within a 10 mile radius.Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Accident Prone Posted August 23, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 23, 2018 (edited) I never knew deep fried pizza was a real thing until this thread. And I really really want one. Also, to settle the discourse on whether a 'proper chippie' can sell kebabs; This is one of my local chippies. Does a banging mixed kebab meat with large chips, plus the occasionsĀ I've settled for a fish and scallops w/curry sauce and chips combo have been marvelous. Proper thick-cut chippie chips, proper battered fish, traditional chippie menu (and that included kebabs, as is tradition in the West Midlands)Ā 8/10. Ā This is a kebab/pizza shop. Drunken student food located in a student heavy area near my area. Sloppy kebabs and greasy pizzas, served with Farmfoods french fries in those foam boxes. 3/10 (or 5.5/10 when off your tits). As you can see, MASSIVE difference. Proper chippies serve kebabs (but not pizza unless it's deep fried). Edited August 23, 2018 by Accident Prone Spelling and shite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 It really does seem that kebabs being commonplace in a chippy is regional, particularly the west midlands. Ā West is best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lorne Malvo Posted August 23, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 23, 2018 Accident Prone gets it. Bang on. Anybody who thinks that top image isn't a proper chippy, cos there's an elephants leg rotating in the corner, clearly needs re-educating on chippy tea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Accident Prone Posted August 23, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 23, 2018 I've not been to the Hoggs Lane carboot in ages! Used to go quite often, butĀ not beenĀ this year becauseĀ we found a really good one near Burton-On-Trent instead. I might try and catch another Hogger though before the weather goes to put as it was a decent trawl. My main go-to from Egghill is the traditionalĀ large mixed-kebab meat w/chips and mint+mayo sauce. I'm salivating for one right now. It's a great little chippy with a great location next to the Tesco, so you can grab some extras along the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted August 23, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 23, 2018 Me and the family are staying in a cottage in Devon for the week, the chippies here are pretty damn good to be fair. Proper chips, wooden forks galore. We're in one as we speak, here's the menu. Would prefer not to see burgers on the menu, I can't stand takeaway burgers, but at least there's no kebabs, pizza, southern fried chicken etc. I've found the larger the menu, the more likely it is going to be shit and the chips will be awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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