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1 hour ago, Keith Houchen said:

No, it's the balding asian looking one with shit shirts who gives lifts home to peoples cousins at work, wouldn't call him fat though.

Have a battered sausage. Good effort.

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3 hours ago, Keith Houchen said:

No, it's the balding asian looking one with shit shirts who gives lifts home to peoples cousins at work, wouldn't call him fat though.

No handshakes involved.

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2 hours ago, Chest Rockwell said:

So fucking funny. Worth a re-read.

My god, still funny as fuck. I still can't get over all the handshakes at the end of the shift. So bizarre.

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Funnily enough, we've had a new bloke start at work who shakes everyones hand at the end of every single shift. Really annoying, but he's a nice lad so I don't want to tell him fuck off.

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2 hours ago, Silky Kisser said:

Nice spread, but that curry looks like you'd need to chew it. 

I thought they were mushy peas. The sausage and fish look grand. The chips look a bit too cooked but it's a 7/10 from the Stockport jury.

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Did anyone else have random urban legends regarding the closure of random chippys/take aways? Around here, there always seems to be somewhere closing as they found the owners spunk in the food or some shit like that. 

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42 minutes ago, Lorne Malvo said:

I heard somewhere that including a fork gives me an extra point too.

It doesn’t I’m afraid, but it does prove that you do in fact know the person who the battered sausage, chips and curry sauce belong to.

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On 8/18/2018 at 6:46 PM, Onyx2 said:

Actually in the posh South we call it "fish supper" but I called it "chippy tea" to avoid translation issues ? 

 

23 hours ago, Devon Malcolm said:

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