Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted August 20, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 20, 2018 1 hour ago, Keith Houchen said: No, it's the balding asian looking one with shit shirts who gives lifts home to peoples cousins at work, wouldn't call him fat though. Have a battered sausage. Good effort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Thunderplex Posted August 20, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 20, 2018 3 hours ago, Keith Houchen said: No, it's the balding asian looking one with shit shirts who gives lifts home to peoples cousins at work, wouldn't call him fat though. No handshakes involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted August 20, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 20, 2018 2 hours ago, Chest Rockwell said: So fucking funny. Worth a re-read. My god, still funny as fuck. I still can't get over all the handshakes at the end of the shift. So bizarre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lorne Malvo Posted August 20, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 20, 2018 Funnily enough, we've had a new bloke start at work who shakes everyones hand at the end of every single shift. Really annoying, but he's a nice lad so I don't want to tell him fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Onyx2 Posted August 21, 2018 Author Awards Moderator Share Posted August 21, 2018 Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otto Dem Wanz Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 Working from home and the UKFF are damaging my health: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bus Surfer Posted August 21, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 21, 2018 Nice spread, but that curry looks like you'd need to chew it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lorne Malvo Posted August 21, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 21, 2018 Battered sausage, chips and curry sauce. https://i.imgur.com/CChnRll.jpg Proper Black Country orange chips too. One of the staples that makes the Black Country the food capital of the world, along with grey peas and bacon and Teddy Grays herbal tablets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted August 21, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 21, 2018 4/10. Wonky sausage and inadequate chippage. Rescued somewhat by the sauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lorne Malvo Posted August 21, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 21, 2018 I heard somewhere that including a fork gives me an extra point too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted August 21, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 21, 2018 2 hours ago, Silky Kisser said: Nice spread, but that curry looks like you'd need to chew it. I thought they were mushy peas. The sausage and fish look grand. The chips look a bit too cooked but it's a 7/10 from the Stockport jury. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Cod Eye Posted August 21, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 21, 2018 Did anyone else have random urban legends regarding the closure of random chippys/take aways? Around here, there always seems to be somewhere closing as they found the owners spunk in the food or some shit like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted August 21, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 21, 2018 42 minutes ago, Lorne Malvo said: I heard somewhere that including a fork gives me an extra point too. It doesn’t I’m afraid, but it does prove that you do in fact know the person who the battered sausage, chips and curry sauce belong to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Keith Houchen Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 On 8/18/2018 at 6:46 PM, Onyx2 said: Actually in the posh South we call it "fish supper" but I called it "chippy tea" to avoid translation issues 🤓  23 hours ago, Devon Malcolm said:  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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