Slapnut Posted April 12, 2023 Posted April 12, 2023 @Keith Houchen Probably was yeah, unless he has numerous turmeric based tea recipes he rotates. Ta very much! Quote
Paid Members Jesse Posted April 12, 2023 Paid Members Posted April 12, 2023 35 minutes ago, neil said: This thread has an appalling success rate Compared to actual Ouija board success rates it's having a blinder though Quote
Moderators neil Posted April 12, 2023 Moderators Posted April 12, 2023 29 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said: He might start a new account if he can’t remember his email that he used initially! This forum has two main issues - banned cunts that sign up for new accounts literally decades on and old posters who refuse to make a new account and therefore exile themselves because they can't remember their hotmail password from 2002. Quote
Loki Posted April 12, 2023 Posted April 12, 2023 49 minutes ago, neil said: This forum has two main issues - The number of outed sex offenders we've had as members? The fact that we all watch men in pants? Quote banned cunts that sign up for new accounts literally decades on and old posters who refuse to make a new account and therefore exile themselves because they can't remember their hotmail password from 2002. Oh, that. Yeah. Quote
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted April 12, 2023 Paid Members Posted April 12, 2023 5 hours ago, neil said: This thread has an appalling success rate You'll be glad that it has now I'm tagging @Mike Castle Quote
Moderators neil Posted April 12, 2023 Moderators Posted April 12, 2023 39 minutes ago, Devon Malcolm said: You'll be glad that it has now I'm tagging @Mike Castle Suspicious Quote
Paid Members FLips Posted April 12, 2023 Paid Members Posted April 12, 2023 I thought about tagging Kendal Mint Cake until I saw the last time he posted was when he won "Wish You Weren't Here" in the 2012 awards, promised he'd start posting more positive things and then vanished. That's as good an exit as you can hope for really and I don't want to spoil it. Quote
Keith Houchen Posted April 12, 2023 Posted April 12, 2023 54 minutes ago, FelatioLips said: he won "Wish You Weren't Here" in the 2012 awards, promised he'd start posting more positive things and then vanished Amateur. It’s an incentive to ramp it up even more! Quote
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted April 13, 2023 Paid Members Posted April 13, 2023 21 hours ago, Slapnut said: @Scott Malbranque gave me a recipe on here years ago for an anti-inflammatory tea that had turmeric in it. It sounded fucking rank, but he absolutely swore by it and I fancy giving it a go now my body is giving up on me. Are you still about?? Right boss, when you wake up with an empty stomach, grab a mug, then into the mug cast in a tsp of Turmeric***, a tsp of Cayenne Pepper***, a tsp of Ginger***, a dash of Apple Cider Vinegar (with the Mother/ick floaty bits), and about a gram of Cissus Quadrangularis. Boil the kettle. Pour the boiling water into that mix (the boiling water removes clumping), give it a stir, give it five minutes, give yourself a wee pep talk and then neck it down once it's cool enough. It's the angriest thing that will ever hit the inside of your mouth, but it's the only thing keeping me off painkillers for my lack of cruciate ligament on my left peg, and still being able to lift and train heavy. Also snaps you clean out of that lack of motivation you have to even exist, when you first wake up. Can't recommend it enough. ***Not that cheap gik in the glass in Lidl or Aldi. Grab yourself a big bag of organic on iHerb or something) Also, just a warning; This concoction can cause absolute ructions at home. The missus flips the lid regularly at me because I leave turmeric stains on the counters and we just recently bought a new gaff, so I've been banished to the shed with a kettle and wee cabinet for my powders, and that's the only place in our compound that I'm allowed whip this up. Also, second warning; Wash your chin and surrounding area immediately after it. The skidmarks are legit, like. Even if you feel you've not spilled or dribbled a single screed of it onto you, chances are the steam will somehow embed itself onto somewhere around the chin half of your face. Quote
Members SuperBacon Posted April 13, 2023 Members Posted April 13, 2023 We've missed you @Scott Malbranque Quote
deathrey Posted April 13, 2023 Posted April 13, 2023 Tumeric is excellent for your skin, particularly if its inflamed or you have acne. You can make an exfoliating face mask by mixing it with yogurt and sticking it on your face, may leave you guys a little yellow though..... brown skin doesn't have that issue so much. Quote
Slapnut Posted April 13, 2023 Posted April 13, 2023 You know, I’m not in that much pain, I think I’ll be alright actually. Quote
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted April 13, 2023 Paid Members Posted April 13, 2023 (edited) Wonder what would happen if you down Scott Malbranque's Brain Tonic and follow it up with a quart of that prune/apple concoction from the Great UKFF Shitoff. Edited April 13, 2023 by Gus Mears Quote
Keith Houchen Posted April 13, 2023 Posted April 13, 2023 Kind of hoping we have another lockdown and that Joe Wicks nonce gets sacked off and Le Branquefurter teaches the nations kids PE Quote
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