Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted December 14, 2015 Awards Moderator Share Posted December 14, 2015 (edited) It's not like I'm finding obscure ways to talking about crushing pussy in Raw reviewsBut if you did... "Opening match was fantastic! Couldn't believe they had 16 in the ring at the same time. I barely had sex with more than 16 girls last week. Just saying.  What are they doing with Ambrose?! What a waste, what's he doing tossing soda and popcorn at Kevin Owens? I had to go and toss myself at a woman to try and forget about their mistreatment of him. She loved it.  Divas stuff was alright. I'd give those divas a chance.  The Lucha Dragons/New Day match was good. I have sex with lots of women.  Can't believe Paige slapped Ric Flair! I'd let her slap me. Couldn't get that thought out of my head so went and had four girls at once. For Ric.  I can't follow this whole Rusev and Lana thing, and what's Ryback got to do with it? Lana's not as good as she was last year, still, I've had a few like her this month. Where's my Accolade?  You can tell Adam Rose has never been near a proper rosebush in his life. Unlike me. Rosebush means girl parts.  Didn't really care about Swagger vs Stardust, bit irrelevant all round. I hope Stardust's not going to get that design tattooed on his face without paying his dues. That'd be a big mistake, which reminds me of the girl I hooked up with on tinder the other week.  Braun Strowman's a beast, he was squeezing Tommy Dreamer tighter than the girl I had on Thursday night.  That tater tots promo by Reigns at the end was hard to watch, I had to distract myself by thinking of the tater tots of the last girl I had, phwoar she was a cracker, also I call tits 'tater tots'. The Spear through the table was great though, a good end to the show and a good excuse for me to go out and spear a lady or two, which of course I did. Three, actually.  I have sex. Lots." Edited December 14, 2015 by HarmonicGenerator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted December 14, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted December 14, 2015 Ha, fantastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricc1PW Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015  It's not like I'm finding obscure ways to talking about crushing pussy in Raw reviewsBut if you did... "Opening match was fantastic! Couldn't believe they had 16 in the ring at the same time. I barely had sex with more than 16 girls last week. Just saying.  What are they doing with Ambrose?! What a waste, what's he doing tossing soda and popcorn at Kevin Owens? I had to go and toss myself at a woman to try and forget about their mistreatment of him. She loved it.  Divas stuff was alright. I'd give those divas a chance.  The Lucha Dragons/New Day match was good. I have sex with lots of women.  Can't believe Paige slapped Ric Flair! I'd let her slap me. Couldn't get that thought out of my head so went and had four girls at once. For Ric.  I can't follow this whole Rusev and Lana thing, and what's Ryback got to do with it? Lana's not as good as she was last year, still, I've had a few like her this month. Where's my Accolade?  You can tell Adam Rose has never been near a proper rosebush in his life. Unlike me. Rosebush means girl parts.  Didn't really care about Swagger vs Stardust, bit irrelevant all round. I hope Stardust's not going to get that design tattooed on his face without paying his dues. That'd be a big mistake, which reminds me of the girl I hooked up with on tinder the other week.  Braun Strowman's a beast, he was squeezing Tommy Dreamer tighter than the girl I had on Thursday night.  That tater tots promo by Reigns at the end was hard to watch, I had to distract myself by thinking of the tater tots of the last girl I had, phwoar she was a cracker, also I call tits 'tater tots'. The Spear through the table was great though, a good end to the show and a good excuse for me to go out and spear a lady or two, which of course I did. Three, actually.  I have sex. Lots."   There's a late contender for post of the year. brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UK Kat Von D Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 That's probably the best post I've ever read. If I could do it nearly half as well I'd start making all my posts like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Boycie Posted December 14, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted December 14, 2015 Should definitely do a weekly Raw review featuring similar posts. That's made my day reading that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted December 14, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted December 14, 2015 Should definitely do a weekly Raw review featuring similar posts. That's made my day reading that. Â Branquey reviewing Raw would have a similar tone, I feel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted December 14, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted December 14, 2015 Â Should definitely do a weekly Raw review featuring similar posts. That's made my day reading that. Â Branquey reviewing Raw would have a similar tone, I feel. Â Â "Opening match was fantastic! Couldn't believe they had 16 in the ring at the same time. I barely thought about the ringpieces of 16 girls today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted December 14, 2015 Moderators Share Posted December 14, 2015 Has anyone else here seen Branquey's blog? It's fucking hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted December 14, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted December 14, 2015 Has anyone else here seen Branquey's blog? It's fucking hilarious. You got a link please? I love reading anything he posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members wandshogun09 Posted December 15, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted December 15, 2015 Yeah, Malbranque's posts crack me up. He's got a way with words, hasn't he? I also wouldn't mind a link to his blog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted December 15, 2015 Moderators Share Posted December 15, 2015 (edited) Did you rebait your line like Steve told you to? Â You should get someone to help you with your profile. Edited December 15, 2015 by Chest Rockwell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undefeated Steak Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Can we get a look at your sales pitch Ralphy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeavyT Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015  I'm sure you're a nice bloke but you come across as such a cunt when you talk about your "success" with women.I probably do come across as a cunt when I talk about it. I haven't been in a good place since my kid's mom walked out last Christmas so I'm not really much good for any kind of relationship. Instead I've focused on self medicating with large amounts of sex, drugs and rock n roll to pass the time between seeing my son on weekends. Genuine question, why do you only have your son at weekends? for work or for all those sexy parties? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UK Kat Von D Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 (edited) Is that really a genuine question? Pretty sure it's common knowledge that a lot of separated parents share custody of a child (or at least should do.) I have him every Saturday night to Tuesday morning so I'm pretty lucky compared to some Fathers. Edited December 17, 2015 by UK Kat Von D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeavyT Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 I genuinely thought you meant she had "gone for a pack of cigarettes" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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