Paid Members Surf Digby Posted December 17, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted December 17, 2015 You thought "my kid's mom walked out last Christmas" meant she'd popped out to buy some cigarettes? I see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UK Kat Von D Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Oh I see the confusion. Nope she took my son when she left, hence falling off the wagon a bit. Took me longer than it should have but I'm in a good place now and calming down a lot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted December 17, 2015 Moderators Share Posted December 17, 2015 You thought "my kid's mom walked out last Christmas" meant she'd popped out to buy some cigarettes? I see. "going out for cigarettes" in this context is a euphemism for her having done a runner and left him with the kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted December 17, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted December 17, 2015 Sometimes they really did just go to the store for cigarettes like Tracy Jordan's dad, right at the end of 30 Rock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted December 17, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted December 17, 2015 Glad you explained that, Chest. I've no issue when my missus goes out for cigarettes. only when she comes back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeavyT Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 You thought "my kid's mom walked out last Christmas" meant she'd popped out to buy some cigarettes? I see. If I did I wouldn't have put the quotation marks. You utter cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted December 17, 2015 Moderators Share Posted December 17, 2015 No need for name calling. It wasn't totally clear; you're the only one being cunty here so cool it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeavyT Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 (edited) He was clearly being facetious. I could almost see the smug grin on his face as he typed "I see." Maybe cunt was a little harsh, twat would have sufficed. Edited December 17, 2015 by HeavyT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapnut Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Yep, that was ridiculously harsh, and twat would have been too. I've never heard that term before and I was just as confused as Nonce. No need to have a pop at him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UK Kat Von D Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Honest mistake and it's been cleared up now. On a side note if anyone could give me PM who knows a lot about child support I could do with a small piece of advice about something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeavyT Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 I didn't realise I cut so deep' I saw a what looked to me like a sarcastic comment (he clearly knew I wasn't being literal with the cigarettes comment) and wasn't in the mood for it. Apologies all round. Not that you probably want my advice but I pay child support. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UK Kat Von D Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Any advice is welcome. I've been paying since she left there's just one small bit I need help with. I'll drop you a message Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted December 24, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted December 24, 2015 (edited) Right lads, serious problem. This is not me being me – well, it is – but this is something serious. I'd briefly touched on my libido slightly dropping since REDACTED was killed (I wasn’t spoofing or codding yiz about that. That was legit) as it played at the forefront of my thoughts for a good few days following, but as expected, once my inner sulk was over, my libido came back and all was well. So, Saturday night, we get a babysitter, go out, get a wee bit drunk but back and all for 10pm and get a bit amorous. Not doing a Maxwell here (or having a pop at you Maxwell, I'm sure you are the Wilt Chamberlain of punk), as I’m sure we all have sexual relations with our respective partners, but there was a 69 going down – excuse the pun – and whilst in the midst of what usually happens in said situation, I start dipping my index in and out of her pipe like it was a Choc Dip. Again, I can see many eyes rolling on the forum, but bear...bare...keep with me here. Following that, the usual fairytale ending, toilet, cuddles etc. Next day around lunchtime I started feeling ill, and by 4pm I was violently throwing up and had a serious dose of the ol’ casserole hole. This went on for three days and had to ring in sick to work. It was only yesterday when I realised, maybe it was my missus’ plumhole and my decision to gorge on it like it was Easter, that made me sick. Bacteria and all that. The point is, the thought of a bumhole actually makes me sick now. The thought of a 69 or even doggystyle where said are is in full view, is actually revolting to me and I’m very worried because that’s not me and I don’t want to find bumholes repugnant. I don’t think this will pass either, as I once got sick after eating Basmati Rice and the very thoughts of that – or the smell – make me gag, so I really, genuinely, all “big dopey Malbranque” aside, am fearful for my sexual future. Because what if I start associating the pink with the stink due to their close proximity and I can't have sex at all? Really am a bit concerned, boys. And a Happy Christmas to all you wonderful fuckers. Dead up, I love the bones off yiz, I do. Edited December 24, 2015 by Chest Rockwell spoilers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted December 24, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted December 24, 2015 You need to either re-accustom your self gradually, have her stand the other side of the room cheeks spread while you have a tug and get closer and closer each time. Then start touching, then slide one finger in for a second, then 2 then 5. Build slowly to tonging her ring in small steps over weeks and months. Alternatively go for total exposure, have her sit on your face and not let you up regardless. Perhaps talk about bum holes positively, break this new negative mental association by re-establishing a positive. Tbh I've found arse holes repulsive for years, never seen the appeal myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Thunderplex Posted December 24, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted December 24, 2015 Exports not imports. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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