UK Kat Von D Posted December 24, 2015 Posted December 24, 2015 Can you actually get sick from eating ass? That's quite a scary thought, but maybe it's just down to not doing it enough so you have a weak immune system against potential ass germs. Only advice would be to make yourself do it more often, even if it scares you. Doesn't really matter if you look terrified while doing it because she won't be able to see your face Quote
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted December 24, 2015 Paid Members Posted December 24, 2015 I was told human poop can kill you so it's probably not healthy if the chick is not super duper clean down there. Quote
Paid Members FLips Posted December 24, 2015 Paid Members Posted December 24, 2015 I don't get it. Quote
Refused Posted December 24, 2015 Posted December 24, 2015 Sex is like KFC. The thought of it is exciting, it's always disappointing while you're having it, and afterwards you feel a bit greasy and sick. My advice to you is leave well alone. Quote
Mr_Danger Posted December 24, 2015 Posted December 24, 2015 Sex is like KFC. The thought of it is exciting, it's always disappointing while you're having it, and afterwards you feel a bit greasy and sick. My advice to you is leave well alone. Might be on to something there, I always get the shits the next day as well. Quote
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted December 24, 2015 Paid Members Posted December 24, 2015 I've had a few experiences where it felt like it came in a bucket. Quote
AnotherCrapUsername Posted December 24, 2015 Posted December 24, 2015 I've had a few experiences where it felt like it came in a bucket. You know my ex wife? Small world. Quote
gbacon85 Posted December 24, 2015 Posted December 24, 2015 Can you not call it ass? Unless you grew up in California, which in that case, apologies. Yes, you can get sick from it. Lesson, make sure you don't lick the arse of some dirty Doris. Quote
Paid Members Thunderplex Posted December 24, 2015 Paid Members Posted December 24, 2015 It's the areshole. It's what shit comes out of. Shit. Now, the front bit releases piss. Piss you can drink if really nessessary. Bear Grylls does it now and again when he's faking being lost in the desert. Don't see him slipping his daily deposit on a barmcake and scoffing down do you? And that fucker eats everything and anything. There is no need to go near the arsehole. There's a perfectly decent hole in front that will do all you need. Quote
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted December 25, 2015 Moderators Posted December 25, 2015 You seem to be a man who appreciates an argument from function. How do you feel about things going in your bum? Quote
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted December 25, 2015 Paid Members Posted December 25, 2015 (edited) Right lads, serious problem.... I’m very worried because that’s not me and I don’t want to find bumholes repugnant.If memory serves, your obsession with the bumhole came from the fascination that a stinky bad hole would be right next to a good pleasant hole. It's a safe assumption then that you considered the bumhole as taboo and dangerous. Maybe now that you've discovered what that danger is, you don't like it, and so the appeal has gone. Edited December 25, 2015 by Nostalgia Nonce Quote
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted December 25, 2015 Paid Members Posted December 25, 2015 (edited) You can indeed get sick from licking buttholes,I think it happened to my girlfriend after eating my butt (and I'm pretty anal about hygiene -pun intended). If it doesn't put off my wimpy girlfriend surely it can't stop a renowned ring general like you branquey, you'll be back in there in no time. Edited December 25, 2015 by Call me Bellend Quote
Paid Members bAzTNM#1 Posted December 25, 2015 Paid Members Posted December 25, 2015 (edited) Not that I've ever tried it, but shit is basically bacterial matter from the stomach. You eat somebodies shit, you'll be bringing their infections and diseases into you. Just asking for the bad AIDS after a couple of scoops. Edited December 25, 2015 by bAzTNM#1 Quote
Paid Members wandshogun09 Posted December 25, 2015 Paid Members Posted December 25, 2015 Don't listen to the party poopers, Malbranque. Fuck all these medical facts. Keep munching. All the best things to eat are supposedly bad for you. It's never done me any harm. You could eat your dinner off my wife's bumhole though (you're all invited). Keep at it. Plus think of her feelings. She'll wonder why you're suddenly declining her offer of the backdoor buffet when you used to partake with reckless abandon. You can't do that to her. Saying that... You can indeed get sick from licking buttholes,I think it happened to my girlfriend after eating my butt I have never let a girl lick my arse. I don't think I could. 1) I know exactly what comes out of my arse. I know shit's shit and no-one's is going to taste like Ben & Jerry's but I know mine too well. I wouldn't inflict the filthy warehouse from which it's produced on a lady's lovely mouth. 2) I'd never be able to kiss her again knowing the vile, dark depths her mouth has been to. And 3) I'd feel a bit like a bitch lying back having that done to me. Merry Christmas, balloon knot enthusiasts. Quote
UK Kat Von D Posted December 25, 2015 Posted December 25, 2015 I found the trick to letting a girl eat your ass is to get absolutely trashed to the point where you don't give a fuck about anything. Might be a coincidence but every Russian girl I've slept with has been well into doing it Quote
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