Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted November 22, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted November 22, 2023 This would never have happened to @Steve Justice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Onyx2 Posted November 22, 2023 Awards Moderator Share Posted November 22, 2023 On 11/13/2023 at 12:03 PM, tiger_rick said: They're flogging pies now. 10p to Trussell Trust from every pie. Do you know what the worst thing is?  The pie is really bloody good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted November 23, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted November 23, 2023 (edited) Not to go all Duane here but there has to be more to this than meets the (brown) eye. Why would a big shit snap the seat? The physics don't make sense unless you sat down like Earthquake or have an arse like Jimmy Hill's chin. Edited November 23, 2023 by Gus Mears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Justice Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 11 hours ago, Devon Malcolm said: This would never have happened to @Steve Justice. My toilet etiquette has improved significantly I'll have you know. I use the seat, I face forwards (I always did anyway, but just clarifying), and I wipe my bum without standing up. You should all be very proud of me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathrey Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 To be fair, I also did this not so long ago @Frankie Crisp. It was post pregnancy and the lightest I've been in nearly two years weighing 9st 10lb which isn't enormous so I would put it down to a faulty toilet seat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted November 23, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted November 23, 2023 Last time our bog seat broke, I ordered a new one off Amazon and for some reason they sent us two. Somebody must have leaked my UberEats history online. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 1 hour ago, Steve Justice said: My toilet etiquette has improved significantly I'll have you know. Excellent. 1 hour ago, Steve Justice said: I wipe my bum without standing up.  Never mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted November 23, 2023 Moderators Share Posted November 23, 2023 We're not about to have another round of the sitting vs standing debate now are we? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 14 minutes ago, Chest Rockwell said: We're not about to have another round of the sitting vs standing debate now are we? Not with that attitude. Or should I say shattitude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted November 23, 2023 Author Awards Moderator Share Posted November 23, 2023 3 hours ago, Gus Mears said: Not to go all Duane here but there has to be more to this than meets the (brown) eye. Why would a big shit snap the seat? The physics don't make sense unless you sat down like Earthquake or have an arse like Jimmy Hill's chin. More the Earthquake thing. Whilst I didn’t run the ropes before I parked my arse, it was one of those dumps that made me walk rapidly and I sat down firmly and swiftly. I had to let it all out whilst trying to keep the front of the seat in place with my thighs. Good kebab, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted November 23, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted November 23, 2023 3 hours ago, Chest Rockwell said: We're not about to have another round of the sitting vs standing debate now are we? BUMGUN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted November 23, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted November 23, 2023 3 hours ago, Frankie Crisp said: Good kebab, though Not from a chip shop then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted November 23, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted November 23, 2023 Has "Recycled jokes of the UKFF" come out on Kindle already, lads? Author: S.Ogrozovic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 1 minute ago, tiger_rick said: Has "Recycled jokes of the UKFF" come out on Kindle already, lads? Author: S.Ogrozovic. Needs a proofreader before release. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted November 23, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted November 23, 2023 18 minutes ago, tiger_rick said: Has "Recycled jokes of the UKFF" come out on Kindle already, lads? Author: S.Ogrozovic. Hard copy only. Available at McColls in Cromer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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