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On 11/13/2023 at 12:03 PM, tiger_rick said:

They're flogging pies now. 10p to Trussell Trust from every pie.

Christmas Dinner Pie - Pukka Pies

Do you know what the worst thing is?

 

The pie is really bloody good. 

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Posted (edited)

Not to go all Duane here but there has to be more to this than meets the (brown) eye. Why would a big shit snap the seat? The physics don't make sense unless you sat down like Earthquake or have an arse like Jimmy Hill's chin.

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11 hours ago, Devon Malcolm said:

This would never have happened to @Steve Justice.

My toilet etiquette has improved significantly I'll have you know. I use the seat, I face forwards (I always did anyway, but just clarifying), and I wipe my bum without standing up. 

You should all be very proud of me. 

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To be fair, I also did this not so long ago @Frankie Crisp. It was post pregnancy and the lightest I've been in nearly two years weighing 9st 10lb which isn't enormous so I would put it down to a faulty toilet seat.

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Last time our bog seat broke, I ordered a new one off Amazon and for some reason they sent us two. Somebody must have leaked my UberEats history online.

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1 hour ago, Steve Justice said:

My toilet etiquette has improved significantly I'll have you know.

Excellent. 

1 hour ago, Steve Justice said:

I wipe my bum without standing up. 

 

Never mind.

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Posted
3 hours ago, Gus Mears said:

Not to go all Duane here but there has to be more to this than meets the (brown) eye. Why would a big shit snap the seat? The physics don't make sense unless you sat down like Earthquake or have an arse like Jimmy Hill's chin.

More the Earthquake thing. Whilst I didn’t run the ropes before I parked my arse, it was one of those dumps that made me walk rapidly and I sat down firmly and swiftly. I had to let it all out whilst trying to keep the front of the seat in place with my thighs. Good kebab, though.

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Posted
3 hours ago, Chest Rockwell said:

We're not about to have another round of the sitting vs standing debate now are we? 

BUMGUN

Posted
1 minute ago, tiger_rick said:

Has "Recycled jokes of the UKFF" come out on Kindle already, lads?

Author: S.Ogrozovic.

Needs a proofreader before release. 

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