Fry-ups

[SuperBacon]

So perhaps the lesson is that you should only have fry ups at home.

[Frankie Crisp]

Apart from them forgetting to take the bacon into the kitchen, this was splendid and tremendous.

[Gus Mears]

Yeah, besides Butch cooking the bacon that looks tasty. The eggs look tremendous; yolks that would drown that toast.

[Frankie Crisp]

Liverpool airport.

No, me neither.

No choice of eggs, hotel soap for butter, cold beans, no black pudding, green stuff and potato wedges instead of hash browns. 

And to rub it in:

I hope my plane crashes.

[JLM]

I keep staring at it and I actually cannot decide what I’m more angry about there. You’d think it would be the price of it all, but the wedges and the leaves somehow feel like an equally emphatic “fuck you”.  I’m trying to rank the different strands of piss-takery and I can’t do it. That is outrageous. 

Edited September 28, 2024 by JLM

[Devon Malcolm]

"What should we do with this consignment of lamb's lettuce that's been sitting out for a week?"

"Oh just dump it on some berk's brekkie, he won't notice."

[Carbomb]

Feel like the term "berk's brekkie" should replace "dog's dinner".

[wandshogun09]

Definitely a Thatcher supporter who concocted that abomination. 

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

Poor old Frankie. Every time I see that it's him that posted I get that sinking feeling in my stomach because I know he has been robbed and served an abomination. 

[Thunderplex]

Fuck me, and I though my Asda breakfast was shite!

[Frankie Crisp]

Dublin.

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

1 hour ago, Frankie Crisp said:

Dublin.

[Dead Mike]

4 sausages?! Wild man.

[davertfnewman]

2 hours ago, Dead Mike said:

4 sausages?! Wild man.

Looks like two sliced in half and each side turned up.

[Cousin Jim Bob]

Can we send Frankie to Scotland next. I suspect an average full Scottish breakfast probably batters us too.