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The whipped black pudding mystifies me - it just looks like it's been broken up and mashed with a fork. When someone says "whipped", I think some kind of mousse, and that looks nothing like one.

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2 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

🎵The sausage tears a hole, the old familiar sting🎵

Man, just say you want the out of context thread back

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1 hour ago, Gus Mears said:

Might be the filter but those beans look wrong. No tomatoey ruddiness. They've got the pallor of death.

No filter. That’s exactly how they looked. Like they’d never been introduced to anything resembling sauce.

28 minutes ago, gmoney said:

They look like they're in dishwater. 

I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s what it was.

3 hours ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said:

That is a lot of beans Francois. The beans should never be that prominent on the plate. How did it taste though?

The hash browns were lovely! That was it. The rest tasted like my socks after a game of 5-a-side.

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13 minutes ago, neil said:

Shameful when the bacon has been scorched like that

They somehow managed to cremate it, yet keep the fat as soft as Pele’s dick.

I’m on one hell of a losing streak with fry-ups since the turn of the year. I’m meant to be on a health-kick because my missus can’t be arsed with arranging a funeral, but I’m going to carry on until I get an 8/10. 

We go again on Saturday.

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