Fry-ups

[Devon Malcolm]

56 minutes ago, neil said:

Fuck me that looks dry. The tomatoes mixing with the beans...vile

That's the best thing about it!

[waters44]

I know I’ve been brought up on Butlins but I like the look of that

[Onyx2]

The bacon looks 3D printed. 

[FLips]

Dispensary in Newcastle. £12.

They do chicken sausages and turkey bacon as standard, and I have an extra tomato because my wife didn’t want hers.

The eggs have paprika on and my wife paid £1 extra and got the same as me but with two pancakes with syrup on the same plate which I think is insane.

All tasty enough but I fear I’m sending it to the wolves in this thread. There are some brave choices here.

[Chest Rockwell]

I'm not a big grilled tomato fan but that looks like a well executed breakfast to me!

[deathrey]

The pancakes and syrup being on that plate is indeed absolutely insane. Insane.

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

I think there is only one choice on there that may raise the ire of the purist, that would be the paprika. Turkey bacon and chicken sausage are still bacon and sausage, and though they wouldn't be my first choice they both do a solid job. The paprika is the odd one for me. Now I like a deviled egg, but that's hardboiled and I wouldn't have it with other breakfast food, I'm guessing it brings a smokey sweetness to it Flips?

[Keith Houchen]

It sounds like the halal fry up the Turkish and Persian cafes near me do, even down to the paprika. 

[Frankie Crisp]

Put a black pudding on that brekkie, Flips, and you might have a near-perfect plate. It looks tremendous!

[FLips]

19 minutes ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said:

I think there is only one choice on there that may raise the ire of the purist, that would be the paprika. Turkey bacon and chicken sausage are still bacon and sausage, and though they wouldn't be my first choice they both do a solid job. The paprika is the odd one for me. Now I like a deviled egg, but that's hardboiled and I wouldn't have it with other breakfast food, I'm guessing it brings a smokey sweetness to it Flips?

It does. Nice but not one for the purists for sure.

[SuperBacon]

British people 99% of the time: I absolutely hate it when people moan about us not seasoning our food, as we do, and it's a bad stereotype!

British people also: PAPRIKA ON EGGS!!!! ???

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

7 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

British people 99% of the time: I absolutely hate it when people moan about us not seasoning our food, as we do, and it's a bad stereotype!

British people also: PAPRIKA ON EGGS!!!! ???

I'm a black pepper man when it comes to eggs, but smoked paprika on chips is great. 

[Merzbow]

Sriracha on eggs is godly, it's more for scrambled but works on fried.

[mim731]

11 minutes ago, Merzbow said:

Sriracha on eggs is godly, it's more for scrambled but works on fried.

100% agree, I love siracha on most things, but something about eggs just takes it to the next level. 

[wordsfromlee]

'Fry-Up of The Year' should be added as a category in the Off-Topic Awards