Fry-ups

[Frankie Crisp]

That mushroom hovered over New York in Independence Day and no beans in a fry-up is a disgrace. Who cremated those sausages? Who put mayo on your toast? Was the tomato even introduced to the kitchen?

My run of form is awful, but bloody hell.

1/10.

Edited February 19, 2024 by Frankie Crisp

[Thunderplex]

The mushroom was large and juicy like good breeding stock.  The sausage were perfectly brown, just bad lighting.  Butter on the toast, and plenty of it, the lady liked me.  Tomato was nicely soft, like the small penis of a bean eater. 8/10.

[neil]

Mushroom looks barely cooked. A very dry looking breakfast.

[Devon Malcolm]

Every ounce of moisture in my body and the surrounding areas just evaporated looking at that. 

[SuperBacon]

At least Plexy gets a concession rate.

[Thunderplex]

1 hour ago, neil said:

Mushroom looks barely cooked. A very dry looking breakfast.

It squirted when I prodded it…

[Frankie Crisp]

Right. I’m going to get ribboned for this, but I don’t care. This was absolutely delicious.

Went out to a quaint little bistro for Mother’s Day brekkie and had their main offering. Sure, it’s not something Ian Beale would slide on to your table, but I want to go back and have it again.

Clockwise, it’s home-made beans, crispy bacon, a gorgeous, fat sausage*, a big plum tomato, peppered hash browns, whipped black pudding**, then in the middle some perfect scrambled eggs sat on toasted sourdough. Could have lived without the green shit.

I can’t stop thinking about it. 9/10.

*don’t
**I know 

Edited March 10, 2024 by Frankie Crisp

[King Coconut]

24 minutes ago, Frankie Crisp said:

home-made beans

You what? They grow on trees. As for the rest of it, if I start I fear I'll never stop.

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

1 hour ago, Frankie Crisp said:

gorgeous, fat sausage

Your nickname for a while wasn't it Francois. 

[Dr. Alan Grant]

The texture and shape of the black stuff looks familiar.

[SuperBacon]

Oh dear. Erm, well at least the coffee looks nice 

[simonworden]

19 hours ago, Frankie Crisp said:

Right. I’m going to get ribboned for this, but I don’t care. This was absolutely delicious.

Went out to a quaint little bistro for Mother’s Day brekkie and had their main offering. Sure, it’s not something Ian Beale would slide on to your table, but I want to go back and have it again.

Clockwise, it’s home-made beans, crispy bacon, a gorgeous, fat sausage*, a big plum tomato, peppered hash browns, whipped black pudding**, then in the middle some perfect scrambled eggs sat on toasted sourdough. Could have lived without the green shit.

I can’t stop thinking about it. 9/10.

*don’t
**I know 

Is that red and beany looking like what comes out after you eat the underdone sausage? Whipped bloody black pudding honestly!

[neil]

20 hours ago, Frankie Crisp said:

peppered hash browns

Those do look nice

[Devon Malcolm]

We've lost him, lads.

[FLips]

I can forgive the peppered hash browns, but I won't forget the whipped black pudding.