Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted February 18 Paid Members Share Posted February 18 5 minutes ago, wordsfromlee said: 'Fry-Up of The Year' should be added as a category in the Off-Topic Awards I'm not sure we should be suggesting this considering the height of cholesterol counts round here as it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 googles "Can you have crisps on a fry up?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 3 minutes ago, SuperBacon said: googles "Can you have crisps on a fry up?" Like all good chippys, you can include kebab meat. I was in a shopping mall in Perth WA and a cafe actually had it as part of a breakfast. They’re still convict savages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted February 18 Author Awards Moderator Share Posted February 18 21 minutes ago, wordsfromlee said: 'Fry-Up of The Year' should be added as a category in the Off-Topic Awards If we do that, I can guarantee this monstrosity won’t be in the running. BP, sausage (singular) and beans were top. You could have hammered nails with the toast, the bacon was definitely found in a bin, a round hash brown is weird and the eggs and tomatoes must have been put on the plate after they fell off a block of flats. Nova Scotia, Liverpool. 3/10. Crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 God that is sad. Frankie have you angered the fry up Gods? You seem to be on a dreadful run brother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 3 minutes ago, Frankie Crisp said: bacon was definitely found in a bin Explains a lot. Waheeeeyyyyyy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 Mum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Coconut Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 23 hours ago, FLips said: chicken sausages and turkey bacon I'm pretty sure rule #1 of the fry-up is no poultry. Might as well slap some gravy on it and call it a carvery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted February 19 Moderators Share Posted February 19 Not to be too pedantic l, but what's an egg if it's not poultry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted February 19 Paid Members Share Posted February 19 47 minutes ago, Chest Rockwell said: Not to be too pedantic l, but what's an egg if it's not poultry? Proto-Poultry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 58 minutes ago, Chest Rockwell said: Not to be too pedantic l, but what's an egg if it's not poultry? A food to be offered in trying times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Coconut Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 I was once quite rightly questioned for my use of streaky bacon in a fry-up. These are the standards we've set ourselves. You can't just swap out for the 'bacon' of another animal and expect to get away with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted February 19 Paid Members Share Posted February 19 Pointless as well. If you are having a fry up then commit to it. Replacing all the good items with shit alternatives isn't going to make it healthy and all you have done is halved your enjoyment at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted February 19 Moderators Share Posted February 19  11 minutes ago, King Coconut said: I was once quite rightly questioned for my use of streaky bacon in a fry-up. These are the standards we've set ourselves. You can't just swap out for the 'bacon' of another animal and expect to get away with it. Incidentally I'm all in on streaky bacon these days. I feel its one area where I have to concede that the yanks got it right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Thunderplex Posted February 19 Paid Members Share Posted February 19 (edited) Sainsburies cafe, Cheadle. Â Bacon could have done with another minute or so as I like it crispier, but on the whole, very nice. Â Asked for no beans as I have a large penis, and they gave me an extra hash brown, bonus! Edited February 19 by Thunderplex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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