Fry-ups

[SuperBacon]

Sorry for the football crossover but this is too funny.

Maybe he had one of Frankies recent efforts.

[wordsfromlee]

Just found this monstrosity online. Jesus wept. Look at your own peril.

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I feel a bit sick after looking at it.

[SuperBacon]

Not enough ketchup. 

[Mr_Danger]

Where’s the parsley?

[Keith Houchen]

Is that Vince McMahons?

[Carbomb]

It's Ric Flair's.

[neil]

Hang on...is that tinned tomatoes in the middle?

[waters44]

Cosy Club, Basingstoke - £13. Just edges Butlins

[SuperBacon]

Why does your breakfast contain a jacket potato and flap jack?

[deathrey]

Is the flapjack meant to be a hash brown?

[FLips]

1 sausage and 7 tomatoes is a tough ratio.

[waters44]

Mate of mine complained about the tomato ratio too, he knocked it down to a 6.8/10

The jacket potato was a big mushroom and the flapjack was rostis!

[King Coconut]

Tomatoes still on the vine are a fucking fruit.

[simonworden]

Did you upset the waiting staff? They've deliberately made a cock and balls at the top of your plate there?

[Frankie Crisp]

Just when I thought I was out, they rolled me back in.