Fry-ups

[Chilly McFreeze]

Outstanding effort here from a little cafe tucked away in an Industrial Estate in Norwich. Hard to fault it really other than the lack of Black Pudding and Chives on the Tomato. Green has no place on a Fry Up. £15 for this lot. (It came with toast too but it's out of shot)

 

Edited September 24, 2024 by Chilly McFreeze

[Devon Malcolm]

On 9/22/2024 at 7:23 PM, Cousin Jim Bob said:

Can we send Frankie to Scotland next. I suspect an average full Scottish breakfast probably batters us too.

Frankie Goes to Holyrood.

[Carbomb]

Knowledge is power, Frankie's bacon

[Merzbow]

I don't think I've ever seen that anger almost boil over from him before, the moment he cuts in to what's supposed to be a poachie, not very fucking runny at all.

 

[Frankie Crisp]

This morning in a posh hotel.

Didn’t touch the sides, eggs were lovely but there was no black pudding and Evil Knievel ran over my tomato.

Dunno. 6/10?

 

[gmoney]

That bacon looks cursed

 

[simonworden]

That's an acceptable breakfast if it wasn't in a posh hotel. Why have they made the sausage look like it's jizzed out all the beans?

[Frankie Crisp]

A tale of two fry-ups this weekend.

Yesterday we fancied somewhere new, but whilst the place we eyed had a massive queue, we stumbled across another place we hadn’t been to. Looked a bit fancy but we were starving.

By the time we finished it, we were still starving. Those potato things had the texture of a squishy stock cube but that couldn’t distract me from the fourteen beans. I counted them. Shite.

Just got back from an old faithful just around the corner.

Apart from the hash brown coming dressed as the KKK, this was absolutely wonderful.

Both have been added to the map, which is coming in really handy to see my cholesterol to miles ratio.

[SuperBacon]

Both look awful to me, but I approve of the map so upvoted.

[deathrey]

One of those dots looks very close to Huddersfield @Frankie Crisp. If you're ever up that way, Blacker Hall Farm and Bolster Moor Farm have legendary fry up status in the town.

Edited October 13, 2024 by deathrey

[Frankie Crisp]

2 hours ago, SuperBacon said:

Both look awful to me, but I approve of the map so upvoted.

It’s international, but lots of work to be done.

Can you get black pudding in Peru?

[SuperBacon]

5 minutes ago, Frankie Crisp said:

Can you get black pudding in Peru?

Frankington Bear.

Don't worry, I'll Jimmy myself.

[King Coconut]

Fry up on toast this morning. It went down a treat and might become my standard method. 

[Frankie Crisp]

A lot to unpick here.

The beans trying to make it on to the next table didn’t help, nor did the coffee soaking the little biscuit. The absence of tomato is a glaring issue but let’s be honest, all eyes are on those excuses for black puddings. Unbelievable.

Still, at least the eggs were from a reliable source.

6/10.

[Gus Mears]

Maybe they'll be generous and give you a plate next time.