Fry-ups

[Thunderplex]

Another Sainsburys effort for us.  Egg a little over five, but still some runny in there.  Sausage was a 10 on the Ainsley chart, but I’d prefer that to a poodles cock.  2 Hash Browns hidden under the toast.

[Carbomb]

10 minutes ago, Thunderplex said:

Sausage was a 10 on the Ainsley chart

[wordsfromlee]

52 minutes ago, Thunderplex said:

Another Sainsburys effort for us.  Egg a little over five, but still some runny in there.  Sausage was a 10 on the Ainsley chart, but I’d prefer that to a poodles cock.  2 Hash Browns hidden under the toast.

I need a glass of water after just looking at it. It all looks so dry.

[Thunderplex]

3 hours ago, wordsfromlee said:

I need a glass of water after just looking at it. It all looks so dry.

The tomato, mushroom and brown sauce provided moistness.

[Thunderplex]

Good people.  I’ve had a couple of PM’s asking me if I’m a racist now father due to my Ainsley comment.  It’s based on a well known clip of Ainsley Harriet on Ready Steady Cook where someone has burnt a sausage.  Ainsley gurns to the camera and asks the chef if they like a black sausage.  It was not meant as racist in any way, just the kind of silliness we do on here.  Happy to remove it if anyone feels it’s not appropriate.

[Keith Houchen]

3 minutes ago, Thunderplex said:

Good people.  I’ve had a couple of PM’s asking me if I’m a racist now father due to my Ainsley comment.  It’s based on a well known clip of Ainsley Harriet on Ready Steady Cook where someone has burnt a sausage.  Ainsley gurns to the camera and asks the chef if they like a black sausage.  It was not meant as racist in any way, just the kind of silliness we do on here.  Happy to remove it if anyone feels it’s not appropriate.

Welcome to the UKFF. 

[SuperBacon]

4 minutes ago, Thunderplex said:

Good people.  I’ve had a couple of PM’s asking me if I’m a racist now father due to my Ainsley comment.  It’s based on a well known clip of Ainsley Harriet on Ready Steady Cook where someone has burnt a sausage.  Ainsley gurns to the camera and asks the chef if they like a black sausage.  It was not meant as racist in any way, just the kind of silliness we do on here.  Happy to remove it if anyone feels it’s not appropriate.

[TheBurningRed]

I heard Thunderplex’s new favourite wrestler is Tiffany Stratton. 

[Frankie Crisp]

Nobody with half a brain misinterpreted your post, @Thunderplex. Appreciate you may be overly worrying about subsequent messages, but don’t. We knew the reference and your breakfast looked fucking crap.

[SuperBacon]

Just now, Frankie Crisp said:

your breakfast looked fucking crap.

Frankie with all the will in the world, I don't think you're in any position to say this to anyone for at least 6 months! ?

[Bettencourt]

2 hours ago, Thunderplex said:

Good people.  I’ve had a couple of PM’s asking me if I’m a racist now father due to my Ainsley comment.  It’s based on a well known clip of Ainsley Harriet on Ready Steady Cook where someone has burnt a sausage.  Ainsley gurns to the camera and asks the chef if they like a black sausage.  It was not meant as racist in any way, just the kind of silliness we do on here.  Happy to remove it if anyone feels it’s not appropriate.

As a fellow Ainsley enthusiast - I got the non-racist reference. Hope you got some Suzy Salt and Percy Pepper on that breakfast!

[Carbomb]

Sorry @Thunderplex - I only posted that as an out-of-context, tongue-in-cheek joke. Never meant to imply to anyone I thought you were actually racist.

[Thunderplex]

5 minutes ago, Carbomb said:

Sorry @Thunderplex - I only posted that as an out-of-context, tongue-in-cheek joke. Never meant to imply to anyone I thought you were actually racist.

I really don’t think that was anything to do with it buddy, no problem at all.  I found it funny.

[Thunderplex]

Asda breakfast.  Egg was cooked perfectly, but everything else not really amazing .  Dearer than a spoons brekky too.

[wordsfromlee]

The only good thing about fry ups at ASDA was that when I worked there about ten years ago, the staff canteen was subsidised so you could get a massive fry up with everything for about £1.20.