Things that cheer you up

[Joe Blog]

On 3/31/2026 at 12:25 PM, wordsfromlee said:

It’s a shame the guy turned out to be a nazi. 

Oh for heavens sake. I quote this speech regularly, time to find a new one.

Bloody Nazi’s ruining everything. 

[davertfnewman]

16 minutes ago, Joe Blog said:

Oh for heavens sake. I quote this speech regularly, time to find a new one.

Bloody Nazi’s ruining everything. 

"I see you know your Jew-do well!"

[johnnyboy]

The Artemis II mission has had me crying like a baby this weekend (in a good way).

Firstly, an all-time Easter message.

 

Jim Lovell recorded this message before his death.

 

And then they asked to have a crater named after the late wife of the ship's commander.

The first time I've seen hankies passed out in space.

The best of us.

Edited April 6 by johnnyboy

[SuperBacon]

Happy 13th anniversary. NSFW:

Spoiler

 

Edited April 8 by neil

[FLips]

Some graffiti on a lampost yesterday while I was walking the dog just said CUM HEAD. 

Edited April 8 by FLips

[Carbomb]

1 hour ago, SuperBacon said:

Happy 13th anniversary.

 

Spoiler

 

The day that a government obliterates most of her legacy is the day I'll start a "Things that make you fucking delirious" thread.

Edited April 8 by Carbomb

[Wretch]

Have the NSFW rules gone out the window then?

[Chest Rockwell]

Yeah, bit much there bacon. Would prefer spoiler tags on that. 

[SuperBacon]

42 minutes ago, Wretch said:

Have the NSFW rules gone out the window then?

 

34 minutes ago, Chest Rockwell said:

Yeah, bit much there bacon. Would prefer spoiler tags on that. 

Sorry, forgot not everyone has a photo of Maradonas willy on their phone like me.

[Jazzy G]

Time to start remembering to take my antihistamines. 

[BarryOVega]

11 hours ago, Jazzy G said:

Time to start remembering to take my antihistamines. 

I took one this morning then went to drop something at work, picked up some I’d left in the drawer, took another two because it’s sunny and forgot about the first one, remembered the first one and nodded to myself how cool I am 

Probably should just remember the first one

Edited April 24 by BarryOVega
Made a tedious story longer

[mim731]

A friend of mine swears by taking antihistamines just before bed and waking up without hayfever symptoms which makes total sense, not tried it though. Sorry this is a very tedious addition to this thread. 

[NeverYield]

Talking on antihistamine a friend of mine said you should start taking them slightly before the hayfever season starts if you get it, that way you're more primed for when it begins and may not even need to take it as much. He takes them every year about 3 weeks before hayfever season begins and reckons it does wonders, much better than starting to take them as soon as you're nose and eyes are watering and you want to rip your own face off. 

 

[Rossman]

On 4/23/2026 at 6:11 AM, Ralphy said:

Ah, i bloody love spring, that forecast,  😍😃 The sunrises before 6am, more daylight than darkness due to the sunrise and sunset really cheers me up 

Not being so hot that i have to remove my balls from my inner thighs but not so cold that my Wookie goes into hibernation is excellent

Need some rain otherwise nothing will grow. Farmers all around us have tilled the ground and put the seed in. We haven't had rain for over three weeks now in East Anglia. April showers look to be a thing of the past, as I fear the seasons have shifted with the very wet winter. 

[tiger_rick]

We've spent all winter crying everytime it rained and cancelling matches and now we've got a ton of seed and fertiliser in the ground and we're desperate for rain! Fucking British weather never does what you want.

New one - we've got a young robin in the garden at the moment. He's been around for a few weeks. Almost every time you look out, he's hopping around the garden or sitting on something. Makes me smile everytime I see him.