Paid Members BomberPat 7,816 Posted December 4, 2020 Paid Members Report Share Posted December 4, 2020 On 12/2/2020 at 6:16 PM, The King Of Swing said: When people position their TV facing the living room window. I'm in the opposite position, in that my TV is directly under my living room window, facing away from it. But my window looks out on to a walkway to my neighbour's flat, and she spends half the day stood out there having a fag and either watching videos on her phone or playing mobile games with the sound on. So she's annoying enough anyway, but then it's just made awkward by the fact that her or anyone going into her flat just gets a clear view of me seemingly staring right at them. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members CoreyVandal 73 Posted December 4, 2020 Paid Members Report Share Posted December 4, 2020 The new sofa's faulty and needs to be sent back. I found this out after already getting it up a flight of stairs. They'll come and collect it before Xmas, but they can't deliver a replacement until after, and the old sofa's already gone to the tip. All minor problems, all sortable, but I'd be lying if I said I hadn't considered just setting everything on fire as a potential solution. Â Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gmoney 4,523 Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 I ordered a John Shuttleworth DVD from Go Faster Stripe and they've sent me a Robin Ince DVD instead. On top of the annoyance of not getting the thing I'm after, I feel insulted as well. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Suplex Sinner 265 Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 (edited) I've caught a few episodes of Richard Osman's House of Games over the last few weeks and THE WAY HE PRESSES HIS BUZZER IS INFURIATING!! You're 8 feet tall press it properly for f***s' sake! Edited December 5, 2020 by Suplex Sinner Numpty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Keith Houchen 17,786 Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 I’ve hated Osman ever since he was on a celebrity Only Connect and when asked which hieroglyph he replied “Twisted flax please, Vicky”. Fucking idiot. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members CoreyVandal 73 Posted December 5, 2020 Paid Members Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 I'm not saying he's a nonce, I'm definitely not saying that, but you know that horribly uncomfortable gut feeling that people like Saville give you? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Zeb 1,898 Posted December 6, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 To be fair, that's a known side effect of sitting on a faulty sofa. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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