stewdogg Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 Just put your trolley in the way. I always unload the trolley from the end of the belt anyway so nobody getting in front of me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted July 18, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted July 18, 2021 I get mine delivered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAREBEAR LUVVA Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 Stewdogg knows. If you're leaving enough room behind you at the checkout that someone else can start piling their shit on before you've finished, you're loading the conveyor wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members wandshogun09 Posted July 18, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted July 18, 2021 4 minutes ago, Devon Malcolm said: I get mine delivered. Same. My wife will go shopping but if it’s left to me I just can’t be doing with it and end up getting it delivered. I’ve got no patience for the whole thing, especially in this type of heat, and because I just wanna get what we need and get out of there, I nearly always forget to buy some things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jazzy G Posted July 18, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted July 18, 2021 I self checkout if I'm on my own, but similarly if I am out with Mrs Jazzy and someone complains because we've got 3 lots of shopping to do beyeern us and Mrs Jazzy struggles with her own mobility at the best of times then we're absolutely slowing right down and taking our time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Justice Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 29 minutes ago, CAREBEAR LUVVA said: Stewdogg knows. If you're leaving enough room behind you at the checkout that someone else can start piling their shit on before you've finished, you're loading the conveyor wrong. It generally happens when a new checkout has opened and I'm first in line. So I have to load at the front. Unless I just walk backwards and forwards to the trolley? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 Don’t get me started on the back of the queue new checkout invaders. I’ve unloaded the conveyor belt to jump in front of one of those bastards before now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAREBEAR LUVVA Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 30 minutes ago, Steve Justice said: It generally happens when a new checkout has opened and I'm first in line. So I have to load at the front. Unless I just walk backwards and forwards to the trolley? Just stop the trolley halfway along the checkout and load from the far end, the same as you would do if someone was in front of you. Just because you're first in line doesn't mean you have to walk right to the front of it. That sort of behaviour is almost as baffling as that lad who sits on the bog the wrong way round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted July 18, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted July 18, 2021 If I've got a full trolly I start at least 2/3 up the belt anyway because all the heavy stuff at the bottom of the trolley needs to go through the till first and back in the bottom of the trolley. Breads normally on top, that's my breakwater and I work forwards towards the till. Or I did, I tend to have it delivered or go for bits on my bike now so I can confuse the self checkout with a bag and a basket on the scales. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Justice Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 8 hours ago, CAREBEAR LUVVA said: That sort of behaviour is almost as baffling as that lad who sits on the bog the wrong way round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted July 19, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted July 19, 2021 More shithousery, you shithouses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Your Fight Site Posted July 19, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted July 19, 2021 Not sure it constitutes as shithousery. In Newcastle city centre and the shopping centres, there are arrows on the floor to keep traffic flowing in one direction. Basically, keep left. If someone’s walking against the arrows then I’ll just deliberately keep walking at them until they walk around, whilst I constantly glance down at the arrows between us, them, the arrows, hoping they take the hint. They don’t. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted July 25, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted July 25, 2021 (edited) VID_20210725_205910.mp4 VID_20210725_205910.mp4 VID_20210725_205910.mp4 Edited July 25, 2021 by Scott Malbranque Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Blog Posted July 25, 2021 Share Posted July 25, 2021 Mesmerising. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted August 9, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted August 9, 2021 Absolutely had enough of my 14yo going through tons of bog paper every day, especially because I like Cushelle for my sensitive bottom and it's about the most expensive bog paper you can get. So I ordered a crate load of cheap, one ply shit off Amazon and put it in the toilet instead, hid the Cushelle in my bedroom, but kept a roll of Cushelle hidden on top of the bathroom cabinet for me to use when I go in for my daily dump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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