Paid Members waters44 Posted September 7, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted September 7, 2020 I’m at this big soft play place called Sprouts at the moment. The toilets are in one big room with unisex cubicles either side and sinks in the middle. I’ve just gone in and there’s one kid in there, must be around 4, who is setting off the hand dryers when the Mums and toddlers walk in to scare the shit out of them. The kids got a bright future Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Coconut Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 4 years old is the perfect height to practice your big boot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Maestro Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 I had my daughter stay at my flat over the weekend and at after 11pm there were two girls and a guy pissed out of their head making noise at the petrol station forecourt next to where I live. They were just being a nuisance in general and being concerned they were gonna wake my daughter I decided to take matters into my own hands. So I cracked the opened the blinds a little bit, cracked the window ajar and blasted them with my water gun. You could hear screams and them scurry off after getting blasted this giving me a peaceful evening and no more noise. It felt super satisfying and I'd do it again in a heartbeat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Blog Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 I always wondered what Dennis the Menace would be like when he grew up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted September 29, 2020 Author Share Posted September 29, 2020 A fine? It should be a reward! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 I should probably be proud that the thought never occurred to me, but in truth I'm a little disappointed in myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted September 30, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted September 30, 2020 I wonder if people will also get friends to falsely report them so that they can have two weeks of uninterrupted Call of Duty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted September 30, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted September 30, 2020 23 hours ago, Keith Houchen said: A fine? It should be a reward! I'm going to name Luke Shaw before the next derby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted July 18, 2021 Author Share Posted July 18, 2021 I was in the queue today in a busy supermarket. I was there with my trolly when an unmasked older couple wearing sunflower lanyards approached with a few meagre purchases in a basket. The repeated message came over the loudspeaker regarding masks and keeping your distance. The woman looked hopefully at me, I was going to let her in until the bloke said how he was sick of this annoying message and if they or any shop play it on Monday he will be having a word with the manager because enough was enough. I slowly nudged my trolly forward and took an age putting my shopping on the conveyor belt and fucked around with my cards long enough for them to start tutting. I wished the checkout girl a good afternoon and thanked her for her patience before nodding at the couple behind as if to say “All yours now” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 Top work. Supermarket check out shithousery is amongst the finest shithousery you can get. There is a lad who genuinely is so lovely at my local Morrisons and because I worked there I always go to him. He takes AGES but to be honest if I'm shopping, I'm never in a rush when I'm shopping, so I always have a chat with him whilst hes scanning and I'm packing. It's the highlight of my shop when he's on shift. Some absolute cunt behind me the other day said "Oh fuck me, if he takes so long, why don't they just give him a job in the warehouse" so whilst I was packing my shopping away, I was putting one item in, stopping and having a chat, then another item and so on. Genuinely reckon packing about 10 items took me a good 5 minutes. Take that 'queuing behind me' man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted July 18, 2021 Author Share Posted July 18, 2021 I guess your instance was like mine and there was nobody behind them in the queue so they were the only ones inconvenienced. Good work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 4 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said: I guess your instance was like mine and there was nobody behind them in the queue so they were the only ones inconvenienced. Good work. Oh yeah. You only shithouse those who deserve it and no one else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Justice Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 Anyone who starts unloading their shopping on the conveyer belt before I've finished unloading mine, I make sure to leave a wider gaps between my shopping so that they have to start taking it off again when I've "run out of space". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Blog Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 2 hours ago, Steve Justice said: Anyone who starts unloading their shopping on the conveyer belt before I've finished unloading mine, I make sure to leave a wider gaps between my shopping so that they have to start taking it off again when I've "run out of space". This! The last 3 times I have been shopping someone has started unloading behind me on the conveyor belt. The first time I was so agog that I just piled my shopping on top of itself in sheer confusion. The second time I politely told the lady that I needed more room, she replied 'well it will come back round soon.' I didn't even know how to begin explaining that the free space would be behind her shopping. Yesterday I just plonked the 'next customer' divider on top of the persons shopping and said i'll need your stuff to be behind there so I can fit my stuff on. Not so much shit housery as just being a grumpy bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 Not even grumpy, just doing the right thing. Happens all the time in Aldi where your average half wit struggles with the general Aldi etiquette anyway. I just choose the checkout girl who shouts at the customers doing it if she’s on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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