Paid Members Carbomb Posted August 9, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted August 9, 2021 51 minutes ago, Devon Malcolm said: Absolutely had enough of my 14yo going through tons of bog paper every day, especially because I like Cushelle for my sensitive bottom and it's about the most expensive bog paper you can get. So I ordered a crate load of cheap, one ply shit off Amazon and put it in the toilet instead, hid the Cushelle in my bedroom, but kept a roll of Cushelle hidden on top of the bathroom cabinet for me to use when I go in for my daily dump. If it helps, we order tons of bog roll off Groupon for dirt-cheap, and, whilst it's not always guaranteed, we've had Cushelle delivered the most frequently. Maybe take a look there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members bAzTNM#1 Posted August 10, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted August 10, 2021 On 7/18/2021 at 10:11 PM, Devon Malcolm said: I get mine delivered. If you're a single man, just use the Touch Screen to pay. I've seen reasonably intelligent people struggling with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted September 3, 2021 Author Share Posted September 3, 2021 Marvellous stuff. I’m sure we can all get behind this kind of shithousing  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted September 19, 2021 Author Share Posted September 19, 2021 Absolute top level shithousing here. You can’t help but admire the audacity  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted September 19, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted September 19, 2021 Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted September 19, 2021 Share Posted September 19, 2021 At Christmas I got referred to a local dentist for an emergency appointment by NHS direct. When I rang her she asked why I needed a dentist (fair enough), what I expected her to do about it then told me there was a pandemic and I shouldn’t even ring her. (I had the tooth removed later that day by another dentist). This week that dentist had her parcel dropped at another surgery by a patient (both surgeries are on my round) and the receptionist asked if I would pop it over for her to which I inspected it for postage and told her I couldn’t possibly deliver an unstamped parcel. She gave me a knowing look of understanding and as far as I know she still hasn’t received it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members waters44 Posted September 19, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted September 19, 2021 2 hours ago, Keith Houchen said: Absolute top level shithousing here. You can’t help but admire the audacity  That’s great, but the audacity is nothing compared to the guy who did it at Mandela’s funeral, remember that?! Heres a bit of shithousery I saw the other day, apparently he couldn’t get tickets so….  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Your Fight Site Posted September 28, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted September 28, 2021 https://metro.co.uk/2021/09/27/fuel-activist-is-furious-after-woke-trolls-list-his-home-as-a-petrol-station-15324615/?ito=facebook|social|metroukfacebook&fbclid=IwAR3alPAa41xnoOG2U26Fq9_J4KYKMVIXDutwWgZ9C_krSgVr7n1XM3orCwU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SuperBacon Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 27 minutes ago, waters44 said: Whilst that is funny, unfortunately it's not real, and neither are Streatham Rovers sadly. They do some cracking scarves and shirts though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members waters44 Posted December 15, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted December 15, 2021 (edited) I got it from Facebook so pretty sure it’s true! 🙂 Edited December 15, 2021 by waters44 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Blog Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 I was filling up my car at the petrol station the other day when a white van pulled in from the wrong side, my immediate thought was that they had got the wrong side for their fuel cap and couldn't he arsed waiting. The van stopped and a load of lads jumped out and headed toward my car. Fuck this I thought and proceeded to douse them, their van and sadly my car in petrol. They soon turned tail and legged it, I even managed to get a few shots into their open van door as they drove away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted December 19, 2021 Author Share Posted December 19, 2021 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Joe Blog said: I was filling up my car at the petrol station the other day when a white van pulled in from the wrong side, my immediate thought was that they had got the wrong side for their fuel cap and couldn't he arsed waiting. The van stopped and a load of lads jumped out and headed toward my car. Fuck this I thought and proceeded to douse them, their van and sadly my car in petrol. They soon turned tail and legged it, I even managed to get a few shots into their open van door as they drove away. I saw footage of this on Twitter. Am I being whooshed?  EDIT  Edited December 19, 2021 by Keith Houchen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Blog Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 42 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said: I saw footage of this on Twitter. Am I being whooshed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted December 19, 2021 Author Share Posted December 19, 2021 (edited) My girlfriends dad is a “Farage Enthusiast”, loves GBNews, hates minorities and anyone who disagrees with him is a snowflake, even tories. She wrapped up his Christmas present and signed the tag with “Happy Holidays” EDIT @Joe Blog, just seen the Twitter thread. Good arrows. Edited December 19, 2021 by Keith Houchen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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