Keith Houchen Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 1 hour ago, WyattSheepMask said:  Where do you even begin? With the Unfriend button. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted February 6, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted February 6, 2021 More Captain Tom goodness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Dead Mike Posted February 6, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted February 6, 2021 'Perfect valentines gift'. Yep, makes me wanna fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted February 6, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted February 6, 2021 Don't want a population boom due to Lockdown. Great idea that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted February 6, 2021 Awards Moderator Share Posted February 6, 2021 3 hours ago, Hannibal Scorch said: More Captain Tom goodness Not enough Jimmys for that. Not wasting this month’s ration on that abomination. This country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted February 6, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted February 6, 2021 Meet Julie. She's the type to call James O'Brien's radio show to complain about foreigners and EU laws that never existed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted February 7, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted February 7, 2021 13 hours ago, Hannibal Scorch said: More Captain Tom goodness That's the bedding Norman has on his bed when he penetrates his poppy wreath Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted February 16, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted February 16, 2021 What the bogs would look like in the UKFF's office building: Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted February 16, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted February 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Carbomb said: What the bogs would look like in the UKFF's office building:  I would have loved to have seen Apoocalypse Now if your going to go for high brow puns. Or Batman vs Superman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WyattSheepMask Posted March 22, 2021 Share Posted March 22, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted March 22, 2021 Share Posted March 22, 2021 Those things genuinely make me want a lockdown extension out of spite. I’m a petty man with wrong priorities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 For the last week or so, someone in town has been chopping down trees and leaving them. Not taking the wood, just felling them and scarpering. It's happening any time of day or night (10pm and 2am last night) and not just down small dark roads. One was taken out at the cricket green last night! That's about as visible as you can get in town to be honest. As you can imagine, local FB is losing its SHIT. The feed is just all photos of sad little stumps, talk of vigilante gangs, conspiracies about Fortnite and multiple askings for capital punishment. Sadly a comment saying that this person was clearly not a "good feller" (a gag which I thought was pretty decent) was roundly condemned. Anyway who knows where the person will strike next? And who will be the first to make a podcast out of it? This is my favourite response so far though. A tad dramatic, no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted April 11, 2021 Awards Moderator Share Posted April 11, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members chokeout Posted April 11, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted April 11, 2021 4 hours ago, Frankie Crisp said: Is he just a head? If he's not then he's half in his son there. Reminds me of of this classy Diana one that looks like it should be on a commerative plate in Viz.  Who makes them!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted April 11, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted April 11, 2021 Never realised Harry and William were such big fans of Jill Dando. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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