Facebook updates that blow your mind v2

[tiger_rick]

1 hour ago, John Matrix said:

Huh?

Obviously knows you love the Chippy and films where they blow shit up.

[wordsfromlee]

An oldie, but a goodie.

[SuperBacon]

Posted an hour apart on the local network page...are old people being kidnapped in my town?

 

[simonworden]

Got to be guerrilla marketing for another shit ITV or Netflix UK crime drama. After 8 episodes they'll have just both fallen down an open manhole of something.

[Your Fight Site]

That’s a Netflix series with sex-filled first episode I do not want to see.

[Carbomb]

Wonder if the theme tune will be composed by Hans Zimmer

 

 

[WyattSheepMask]

“No I don’t think you understand Father. She was robbed, they stole her!”

[Vamp]

On 11/9/2021 at 10:15 AM, BomberPat said:

stuff like that getting blocked by algorithm, when the comment I reported yesterday on a post about (Jewish) Matt Lucas getting German citizenship saying "he'll find out they've got very good ovens in Germany" apparently wasn't against their "community standards".

As much as I've read articles about people employed to monitor this stuff, I can only assume it's a particularly idiotic algorithm that literally only goes off if it recognises the specific Bad Words, because there's no way any human being could have seen that comment in the context in which it was posted and said, "yeah, seems above board".

I dunno, how many thousands of awful Facebook comments would it take for you to lose all sense of context and humanity? 

 

[Your Fight Site]

4 hours ago, johnnyboy said:

It's just simple maths.

Simple maths. Yeah, you might only get two sweets in a 10 pence mix-up these days but you’re still only paying 10 pence, innit?

[Keith Houchen]

Thank you for pointing out the flaw of their post. I don’t think any of us would’ve worked that out. 

[Mr_Danger]

On 11/12/2021 at 7:05 PM, SuperBacon said:

Posted an hour apart on the local network page...are old people being kidnapped in my town?

 

Ken Loach’s take on The Leftovers.

[Your Fight Site]

1 hour ago, Keith Houchen said:

Thank you for pointing out the flaw of their post. I don’t think any of us would’ve worked that out. 

Welcome.

[Hannibal Scorch]

[69MeDon]

How does she know his exact age? Kind of suspicous if you ask me.

[Carbomb]

Also, four seconds? No way he didn't follow through.