Awards Moderator Onyx2 Posted March 14, 2020 Awards Moderator Share Posted March 14, 2020 Just now, PunkStep said: Spoon. I knew someone would do that. Enjoy the looks you get eating your steak with a spoon, you weirdo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Guvnor Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 1 minute ago, PunkStep said: Spoon. Next My friend Alanis would bloody love you. Let me know if you want an introduction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members gmoney Posted March 14, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 14, 2020 Penne rigate, partly because I like to sing it to the Edith Paif song 'Je en regrette rein' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted March 14, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 14, 2020 17 minutes ago, PunkStep said: You're all wrong. Shells are shit as they trap water. Fusili is dull. Penne has a mind of its own and slips all over the place. It's bow tie. Just like the neckwear worn by Daniel Craig when he portrays Bond better than anyone. Shells trap sauce. If yours trap water you ain’t draining it right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members WeeAl Posted March 14, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 14, 2020 15 minutes ago, Onyx2 said: Classic heathen British missing the point question. Different shape pastas exist to carry different texture sauces. You want the sauce to get caught in the shape, cling to it or slip around it as the dish deserves. You might as well ask "which cutlery is best?" https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/howto/guide/perfect-pairings-how-match-pasta-shapes-sauces By different sauces do you mean different kinds of red sauce? In that case you're a wrong 'un Onyx. There's no chance I'm putting any Daddie's, French's, Tesco's own or some kind of reduced sugar version anywhere near my pasta. Regular Heinz and that's it. It sits the same on all the shapes, no fucking about. There's no better way to eliminate the shite pasta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Spork. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rey_Piste Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 40 minutes ago, PunkStep said: It's bow tie. Just like the neckwear worn by Daniel Craig when he portrays Bond better than anyone. Also if you're mentioning Bond, then the bow ties being worn by Psychopaths and sex pest still holds true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Fucking artisans. Tasty. Practical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted March 14, 2020 Awards Moderator Share Posted March 14, 2020 I allowed my other half to vote on this poll for me. She chose the bowties “for the novelty”. I would have chosen spaghetti. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted March 14, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 14, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, HarmonicGenerator said: I would have chosen spaghetti If we are going long, stringy fork twiddling pasta it's tagliatelle all the way, which is way better than spegetti. If it's anything else I'll always go penne, because shells are shit, spirals don't retain enough sauce and bowties are for nonces with tiny willys. Edit: and while we are at it, it's long, stringy fork twiddling pasta for cream sauce, small shapes (penne) for red sauce. Bow ties for both if you are a nonce with a button mushroom, as per my previous comment. Edited March 14, 2020 by Tommy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted March 14, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 14, 2020 Lasagna is the best shape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members stumobir Posted March 14, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 14, 2020 Fusilli and farfalle are for Tories and nonces, all other pasta is great but as Tommy said, it depends what it’s going with. Carbonara is my go-to 10 minute dinner, that has to be with spaghetti. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Justice Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 It's obviously the twisty ones, fusilli bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted March 14, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 14, 2020 (edited) @stumobir You say tories like farfalle and fusili, yet you choose a Jacob Rees-Mogg shaped pasta in spaghetti? Edited March 14, 2020 by PunkStep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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