Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted March 20, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 20, 2020 I spent my last £150 on weed because I didn't want to quarantined without it, then immediately afterwards discovered I wasn't going to get paid while my work was closed down indefinitely, nice one Bellenda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted March 20, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 20, 2020 19 minutes ago, tiger_rick said: Where are they finding the money from? Labour plans, small fry in comparison, were unaffordable remember? Magical Money Forest. Labour only had a tree. Was super impressed with Rishi and his wages plan. But in true Tory fashion, that doesn’t apply if you are self employed. So fuck them guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Cod Eye Posted March 20, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 20, 2020 (edited) Igonre! Note to self: refresh the page before posting "breaking" news... Edited March 20, 2020 by Cod Eye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members quote the raven Posted March 20, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 20, 2020 (edited) 51 minutes ago, PunkStep said: Holy fuck they've done away with VAT entirely! All VAT for businesses to be deferred until June. Massive news tonight. All restaurants, pubs, bars, clubs, gyms, sports centres to close indefinitely. Takeaways excluded. Yeah wasnt expecting that  48 minutes ago, tiger_rick said: Where are they finding the money from? Labour plans, small fry in comparison, were unaffordable remember? Burrowing would be my guess, or printing money.  Self employed are getting utterly fucked still all the builders, chippys, plumbers, they have to give them the same 80% they promised everyone else Edited March 20, 2020 by quote the raven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted March 20, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 20, 2020 Also very impressed with the Chancellor. And found today's actions and response very reassuring. Or as reassuring as is possible at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Cod Eye Posted March 20, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 20, 2020 Well, for the first time in my life, I can honestly say I think a Tory government has done the right thing! Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrodyGraham Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 Well, as a career hospitality worker, I'm fucking shitting myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 The phrase "a day late and a dollar short" feels apt, but progress is progress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scouseman Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 did anyone just see the guy dressed like Marty Scurll in full villain clobber surely that is gimmick infringement on bbc news    Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted March 20, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 20, 2020 49 minutes ago, quote the raven said: Burrowing would be my guess, or printing money. lots of buried treasure around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Hamptons Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 My restaurant is in a garden centre, are group has just announced on social media that we are now doing a takeaway service... Before even telling us.... Not sure how I'm gonna do that!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King Of Swing Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 Had to make a trip today and noticed that Costa had already gone takeaway only which I would assume may be a loophole for businesses to stay open. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wordsfromlee Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 Every supermarket round by me is completely sold out of all beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King Of Swing Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 Didn't see that coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ReturnOfTheMack Posted March 20, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 20, 2020 Never been happier to be a homebrewer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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