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14 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

Or shall we just stop all prequels?

I wouldn't complain. They're almost always shit, because in 99.9% of cases everything you need to know about a character is explained in the original story, because that's how storytelling works. Almost invariably, prequels fuck up the existing story or undermine characters as originally intended.

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11 minutes ago, BomberPat said:

I wouldn't complain. They're almost always shit, because in 99.9% of cases everything you need to know about a character is explained in the original story, because that's how storytelling works. Almost invariably, prequels fuck up the existing story or undermine characters as originally intended.

Nah come on now, that's not true.

There's...

...give me a minute. I'll think of one...

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25 minutes ago, BomberPat said:

I wouldn't complain. They're almost always shit, because in 99.9% of cases everything you need to know about a character is explained in the original story, because that's how storytelling works. Almost invariably, prequels fuck up the existing story or undermine characters as originally intended.

Yeah I kind of feel Grandpa Joe explained it well enough to be honest.

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22 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

Nah come on now, that's not true.

There's...

...give me a minute. I'll think of one...

If you're counting ones that follow the "how the original story / character came to be" It's pretty much Better Call Saul as it managed to actually add context to the original work and stand on it's own. It used the fact you knew where it was going against you.  I guess you can argue Godfather 2 but that's probs blurring the assignment.

 

There's a bunch i guess that get included by definition (stuff like Prey that's set in an earlier time period, or stuff like Fire Walk With Me that's basically in the same time frame as the story but chronoligcally is earlier)

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50 minutes ago, BomberPat said:

I wouldn't complain. They're almost always shit, because in 99.9% of cases everything you need to know about a character is explained in the original story, because that's how storytelling works. Almost invariably, prequels fuck up the existing story or undermine characters as originally intended.

Plus there's no jeopardy if you know all the characters survive....

39 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

Nah come on now, that's not true.

There's...

...give me a minute. I'll think of one...

Does Rogue One count?

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"We looked back into the source material and found there was just such interesting untold stories about that Hufflepuff, Hannah Abbott" is basically the new stand in for "The studio ordered more content". 

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Temple of Doom is definitely a prequel. He's out for fortune and glory in that one, by the time he gets to Raiders he's shown doing really boring lecturers and thinking relics should be in museums. 

I quite enjoyed Cruella but it only really works if you consider it a standalone film rather than a prequel so that's possibly not the best example...

Does Casino Royale kinda count? I know its a reboot, and chronologically it'd make no sense, but it's so much about how Bond became Bond and its in a series where the main actor changes but is supposedly the same character anyway, that it feels like you could equally consider it a prequel. I mean, I think it's aged terribly and drags but a lot of people really rate it.

 

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For some reason I get sponsored ads from Shed Seven on my Facebook news feed. It reads more like a threat than an announcement. 

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My birthday. It's today. I'm in Manchester, the weather is god awful, the trains are on strike so I can't go to see my sister as planned, I told myself to 'fuck off and die' for about half an hour out of frustration at just not getting a nice day or even anything just running smoothly. It's very the definition.

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Spelt god as good. Strike me doon.
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