Things that you know will be shit

[Jazzy G]

19 hours ago, Max Power said:

I went to Kirkstall Abbey in Leeds in July for a line up of; Sleeper, Ash, Ocean Colour Scene and Embrace as the headliner.

We still exist I'm afraid.

I'd have left before Embrace came on. I'm not a good good person. 

[DavidB6937]

 

 

[Chili]

Just now, DavidB6937 said:

 

 

We've already got/had Early Doors which is as close you could ever get to a genuine British take on Cheers. Unless it's set in London, full of cunts and every episode should rightly be plotted around 'How much for a pint?'.

[DavidB6937]

1 minute ago, Chili said:

We've already got/had Early Doors which is as close you could ever get to a genuine British take on Cheers. Unless it's set in London, full of cunts and every episode should rightly be plotted around 'How much for a pint?'.

Set it in a Wetherspoons and they can make jokes every episode about how sticky the floors are. How no one likes queuing. How the app doesn't work. Err.. where no one gives a fuck what your name is.

[SuperBacon]

Two Pints Of Lager and a Packet of Crisps >>> 

[Merzbow]

The perfect British pub comedy already exists.. Pretty sure David Lynch directed it.

 

[ReturnOfTheMack]

1 hour ago, Merzbow said:

The perfect British pub comedy already exists.. Pretty sure David Lynch directed it.

 

One of my regular pubs when I was a student. Proper cheap, even for the 1990s.

[TheBurningRed]

I can already see Romesh Ranganathan being cast in it. He would attend the opening of an envelope. 

[Chest Rockwell]

Such an odd criticism. "Actor seeks work". 

[lanky316]

Rob and Romesh Vs Envelope was a very good episode to be fair.

[Mr_Danger]

Need to tap in to Joel Dormett’s Ted Danson forehead for an ITV classic remake. Johnny Vegas as one of the fat ones.

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

2 hours ago, TheBurningRed said:

I can already see Romesh Ranganathan being cast in it. He would attend the opening of an envelope. 

You should have said Corden then everyone wouldn't think you were just a little bit racist. 

[TheScarlettChad]

Robbie Williams as a CGI Monkey, as a biopic. 

 

This looks amazingly shit.

[DavidB6937]

Why the fuck is he a monkey?

[SuperBacon]

I will absolutely be watching that.