Things that you know will be shit

[Keith Houchen]

Bellend tent more like amirite 

[Devon Malcolm]

Tom Numbers sounds like a UKFF nickname.

[wordsfromlee]

I've heard of that Allegedly Dave guy. He's a mad COVID conspiracy theorist (among other things) who was briefly mentioned in the great podcast Tiffany Dover Is Dead*. He's a big proponent of urine therapy apparently. He reckons that drinking your own piss is effective against pretty much every ailment going.

[gmoney]

11 minutes ago, wordsfromlee said:

He reckons that drinking your own piss is effective against pretty much every ailment going.

Not baldness though. 

EDIT: I hope for his sake that's his morning slash, shouldn't look like Lucozade during the day.

Edited February 18, 2024 by gmoney

[Carbomb]

1 hour ago, Chili said:

I hope Sovereign Pete is some mad character act or he dances for pound coins with an accordion.

Either that or he chain-smokes really dirty cigarettes throughout his speech.

10 minutes ago, gmoney said:

Not baldness though. 

EDIT: I hope for his sake that's his morning slash, shouldn't look like Lucozade during the day.

It's probably his Chadwick.

[SuperBacon]

29 minutes ago, wordsfromlee said:

He reckons that drinking your own piss is effective against pretty much every ailment going.

Your own piss? Rank.

Other people's piss during a sex act? REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED. 

[westlondonmist]

The down the rabbit hole festival. Noticed that tickets are a "donation", hmm. 

 

Even those people who are into all this shit wouldn't go to this would they? Anything said on it is probably on YouTube.

[SuperBacon]

5 minutes ago, westlondonmist said:

Anything said on it is probably on YouTube

Thats what "they" want you to think.

[Keith Houchen]

And if it isn’t on YouTube it’s because they’re being cancelled and silenced. 

[Loki]

Come friendly bombs and fall on Workington…

[Arch Stanton]

1 hour ago, gmoney said:

I hope for his sake that's his morning slash, shouldn't look like Lucozade during the day.

Look what's he's drinking all day, of course he's going to be dehydrated!!

[Scratch]

The internet must be shut down if it keeps giving people like this twerp something to do.

[Keith Houchen]

17 minutes ago, Scratch said:

The internet must be shut down if it keeps giving people like this twerp something to do.

A big thank you. The other day I was wondering if I imagined some camp guy who said ta-ra to fucking you and hoped he hadn’t become a thing. Now I know his name I can avoid everything he features in. 

[RIDDUM_N_STYLE]

Yeah we don’t claim him, an utter irritant only getting fame for a viral video

[Surf Digby]

10 hours ago, Keith Houchen said:

Bellend tent more like amirite 

Last time I went camping (with my own regular tent) the site had some of these "premium" bell tents with pretty much the same set up of air bed, fairy lights, rugs, and the people in them constantly moaned because the door was only held shut with duffels, so the wind would just rip through it. The heaters were pretty ineffective too because of how high they are in the centre.

10 hours ago, wordsfromlee said:

I've heard of that Allegedly Dave guy. He's a mad COVID conspiracy theorist (among other things) who was briefly mentioned in the great podcast Tiffany Dover Is Dead*. He's a big proponent of urine therapy apparently. He reckons that drinking your own piss is effective against pretty much every ailment going.

Meat Loaf used to drink his own piss, and believed COVID was a hoax, and now he's dead, having spent his final years with a load of health problems. 

8 hours ago, westlondonmist said:

The down the rabbit hole festival. Noticed that tickets are a "donation", hmm. 

Even those people who are into all this shit wouldn't go to this would they? Anything said on it is probably on YouTube.

Fuck yes. The "community" is massively cult like, and I'm not entirely convinced that a lot of the influential figures aren't just out on the grift and will spout any old bollocks, that they don't believe themselves, just so long as the donations and Patreon subscriptions keep coming in.