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Only party rings but the hole is too big 

What the fuck are those?! They look like a prop from the set of Dev Alahan's corner shop.

Probably delivered by 'the biscuit man' on a weekly basis.

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I need to stop watching food YouTubers, because if I end up being shut in I will do too much cooking. Anyway I realised that the thin mint Girl scout cookies aren't even half as good as a mint Viscount, although the samoas look really nice.

 

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So, like many others, i am currently bored stiff and came across this on twitter

Which are your favorites?

Malted Milk, Bourbons, Custard creams and Nice are mine

There is something i find very Moorish about Malted Milks especially 

The pink wafers remind me of my childhood raiding my nans biscuit cupboard and eating them all, although sadly i haven't seen my nan for a few weeks now since the Covid outbreak, i am yearning to see her and enjoy a biscuit with her near 90 year old amazing self! 

My dad is called Gary and is bald, as a child i used to buy him garibaldi as a joke, but its backfired as i am now bald! 

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1 minute ago, Harry Wiseau said:

Jaffa Cakes aren't biscuits! or should that comment be left for the Big Debates topic?

Please don't. Or next it will be 'how many sandwiches is this' and a word association game on here.

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has anyone mentioned Freddo biscuits yet? they're phenomenal (eaten chocolate side down obviiously)

For years i refused to eat chocolate covered Malted Milks because i love Malted Milks so much and the chocolate detracts from them, but if you have two and have the chocolate sides together like a sandwich they're great, the Sainsbury's ones especially so.

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Someone tell every supermarket in Britain they're stocking the jaffs cakes in the wrong section then.

I didn't know until Off Menu mentioned it that 'Nice' biscuits are named after the place and not the adjective.

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Mrs came back from shopping with these earlier. 

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I’m not a massive biscuit fan but I love a cherry bakewell, and cherry flavoured anything, so these get a thumbs up from me. I’ve just watched her clatter about half the packet while watching Bottom and seeing that...I don’t know if it’s the lockdown doing funny things to me, or her, or the biscuits or Rik Mayall but if we conceive a son tonight I’ll call him Squatting Neville in Rik’s honour. As you were. 

Edit - She’s fell asleep. Might as well finish the 3 biscuits that are left and get Babestation on. 

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5 hours ago, wandshogun09 said:

Mrs came back from shopping with these earlier. 

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I’m not a massive biscuit fan but I love a cherry bakewell, and cherry flavoured anything, so these get a thumbs up from me. I’ve just watched her clatter about half the packet while watching Bottom and seeing that...I don’t know if it’s the lockdown doing funny things to me, or her, or the biscuits or Rik Mayall but if we conceive a son tonight I’ll call him Squatting Neville in Rik’s honour. As you were. 

Edit - She’s fell asleep. Might as well finish the 3 biscuits that are left and get Babestation on. 

I need new shorts from the :excitement' they have caused and the weight gain! What shop did you get them from? 

Who needs anti depressants and viagra, just give me these instead! 

 

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1 hour ago, waters44 said:

They also do marmalade on toast flavour

"ere Bill. Taste this. Come up with a new orange flavour. What d'you reckon?" 

"Mmm... Nice. But..."

"But what? It's perfect!"

"Tastes a bit... burnt?" 

"I was hoping you wouldn't notice. I've been trying everything to cover it up. Fuck it, back to the drawing board." 

"... Just call it marmalade on toast." 

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