deathrey Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 (edited) Biscoff is just a branded speculoos biscuit - no recipie gone wrong, they taste nothing like awful Malted Milk. A basic cinnamon spice biscuit which are bloody amazing dipped in tea. Edited August 13, 2021 by deathrey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathrey Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 Biscoff are the king of the basic biscuit. I will fight anyone who disagrees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted August 13, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted August 13, 2021 2 minutes ago, deathrey said: Biscoff are the king of the basic biscuit. I will fight anyone who disagrees. Custard Creams and Bourbons say hello. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retro Red Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 1 minute ago, Hannibal Scorch said: Custard Creams and Bourbons say hello. Then they can follow that up with a goodbye and fuck off behind Biscoff where they belong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perry Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 Surely a basic biscuit would be a plain Digestive or Rich Tea? Not a biscuit that has a cream filling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members gmoney Posted August 13, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted August 13, 2021 3 minutes ago, Hannibal Scorch said: Custard Creams and Bourbons say hello. They've got cream fillings, you dinlow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathrey Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 3 minutes ago, Hannibal Scorch said: Custard Creams and Bourbons say hello. Someone once gifted us a whole big box of Custard Creams, we quickly came to the conclusion that that person actually hated us. They are so shit that we couldn't even re-gift them out of embarrassment. I think they are still sat in the garage 8 years later because no one deserves to eat that shit. Bourbons are ok but not even the best chocolate biscuit, forget best basic biscuit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathrey Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 2 minutes ago, Perry said: Surely a basic biscuit would be a plain Digestive or Rich Tea? Not a biscuit that has a cream filling Biscoff don't have a filling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perry Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 Just now, deathrey said: Biscoff don't have a filling. I know, my post was pointing out that Scorch was wrong on both examples Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted August 13, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted August 13, 2021 1 hour ago, gmoney said: They've got cream fillings, you dinlow. What’s the rules on a basic biscuit? I went for the cheapest, filled or not. If the case is no filling/coating Nice and ginger nuts are better then Biscoff the Fucking hipster biscuits. Also, don’t get me wrong, I like an Oreo, but it’s not even a top 10 biscuit.  1 hour ago, Perry said: I know, my post was pointing out that Scorch was wrong on both examples I liked you better talking about 90’s WWF Sky one scheduling then making ludicrous claims about what’s a basic biscuit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathrey Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 (edited) To be honest @Hannibal Scorch, your opinion on biscuits is a bit moot because you like the disgrace that is custard creams. My father in law goes through 4 packets of NICE biscuits a week, he also drinks squash neat, his tastebuds dont really work. That tells you all you need to know about NICE biscuits. Whilst not a disgrace, they are duller than dull and a bit crap. Edited August 13, 2021 by deathrey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 The worse thing about custard creams is that they should be nice. Creamy custard inside a biscuit? Sign me up! The reality is so cheap and shit it doesn’t comprehend. Even the fancier attempts don’t work. Just a shit shit biscuit that’s always the last left. I got time for Bourbons though, the working mans Oreo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perry Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 1 hour ago, Hannibal Scorch said: What’s the rules on a basic biscuit? I went for the cheapest, filled or not. If the case is no filling/coating Nice and ginger nuts are better then Biscoff the Fucking hipster biscuits. Also, don’t get me wrong, I like an Oreo, but it’s not even a top 10 biscuit.  I liked you better talking about 90’s WWF Sky one scheduling then making ludicrous claims about what’s a basic biscuit. The only thing that's ludicrous is you making out biscuits with cream fillings are a basic biscuit. Even if they are cheap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 Ralphy didn’t die for this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted August 13, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted August 13, 2021 I can't be arsed to read the preceding posts, but fox's crunch creams rule biscuits, then ginger nuts, then chocolate digestive. Them's the rules in my house. Also Aldi Biscoff knock off > Biscoff but both only work with coffee, not tea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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