Biscuit chat

[Harry Wiseau]

Jaffa Cakes aren't biscuits! or should that comment be left for the Big Debates topic?

[wandshogun09]

I’d have thought Ralphy would be more wary of malted milk. Surely they cause flashbacks. 

[Devon Malcolm]

1 minute ago, Harry Wiseau said:

Jaffa Cakes aren't biscuits! or should that comment be left for the Big Debates topic?

Please don't. Or next it will be 'how many sandwiches is this' and a word association game on here.

[Harry Wiseau]

has anyone mentioned Freddo biscuits yet? they're phenomenal (eaten chocolate side down obviiously)

For years i refused to eat chocolate covered Malted Milks because i love Malted Milks so much and the chocolate detracts from them, but if you have two and have the chocolate sides together like a sandwich they're great, the Sainsbury's ones especially so.

[Mr_Danger]

Someone tell every supermarket in Britain they're stocking the jaffs cakes in the wrong section then.

I didn't know until Off Menu mentioned it that 'Nice' biscuits are named after the place and not the adjective.

[wandshogun09]

Mrs came back from shopping with these earlier. 

I’m not a massive biscuit fan but I love a cherry bakewell, and cherry flavoured anything, so these get a thumbs up from me. I’ve just watched her clatter about half the packet while watching Bottom and seeing that...I don’t know if it’s the lockdown doing funny things to me, or her, or the biscuits or Rik Mayall but if we conceive a son tonight I’ll call him Squatting Neville in Rik’s honour. As you were. 

Edit - She’s fell asleep. Might as well finish the 3 biscuits that are left and get Babestation on. 

Edited April 13, 2020 by wandshogun09

[waters44]

They also do marmalade on toast flavour and strawberries and cream flavour. Only ever seen them in Waitrose

Edited April 14, 2020 by waters44

[wandshogun09]

She got them from the local Nisa down the road. Don’t like the sound of that marmalade on toast flavour. 

[Onyx2]

1 hour ago, waters44 said:

They also do marmalade on toast flavour

"ere Bill. Taste this. Come up with a new orange flavour. What d'you reckon?" 

"Mmm... Nice. But..."

"But what? It's perfect!"

"Tastes a bit... burnt?" 

"I was hoping you wouldn't notice. I've been trying everything to cover it up. Fuck it, back to the drawing board." 

"... Just call it marmalade on toast." 

[Devon Malcolm]

They sell the cherry bakewell ones in Co-Op as well. Might grab a packet later.

[Carbomb]

Bought a massive pack of Lotus Biscoff caramelised biscuits. Need to keep up my essential sugars.

[King of Hamptons]

1 hour ago, Carbomb said:

Bought a massive pack of Lotus Biscoff caramelised biscuits. Need to keep up my essential sugars.

The ones they do half coated in chocolate are magnificent! 

[Carbomb]

2 minutes ago, King of Hamptons said:

The ones they do half coated in chocolate are magnificent! 

 

[Hannibal Scorch]

3 minutes ago, Carbomb said:

 

Spotted in Asda last week

[Otto Dem Wanz]

Those new Squares bars by Kellogg's (Unicorn Surprise) are dogshit, don't even entertain trying them.