Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted May 29, 2019 Paid Members Posted May 29, 2019 original bastard digestives, and two kind of milk chocolate digestives but no hob nobs? Cunts. Quote
Paid Members gmoney Posted May 29, 2019 Paid Members Posted May 29, 2019 That list is akin to a prisoner choosing gruel as his last meal. The paucity of ambition is astonishing, Quote
Paid Members wandshogun09 Posted May 29, 2019 Paid Members Posted May 29, 2019 That and Jaffa Cakes aren’t a fucking biscuit! The clue’s in the name. Cake. And there isn’t any sodding biscuit in there. Quote
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted May 29, 2019 Paid Members Posted May 29, 2019 If you grafted the orange wobbler from the jaffa onto a chocolate digestive, you'd take over the whole country, it seems. Quote
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted May 29, 2019 Paid Members Posted May 29, 2019 5 minutes ago, Sergio Mendacious said: If you grafted the orange wobbler from the jaffa onto a chocolate digestive, you'd take over the whole country, it seems. Worked for Trump in America. Quote
Mr_Danger Posted May 29, 2019 Posted May 29, 2019 The Orange Wobbler sounds like the Brian Dixon version of The Blue Meanie. Quote
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted May 29, 2019 Paid Members Posted May 29, 2019 We buy a big variety pack from the wholesaler for our cafe at the football club. The last one came with indiviually wrapped Yorkie biscuits which are outstanding. They're like a small yorkie with biscuit in the middle. Which is as great as it sounds. Anyway, my current #1 is a bourbon. Can't get enough of them. Which is why I'm a fat cunt. Quote
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted May 29, 2019 Paid Members Posted May 29, 2019 Just now, tiger_rick said: Anyway, my current #1 is a bourbon. Can't get enough of them. You're a wise man Rick. This is the right answer. Quote
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted May 29, 2019 Paid Members Posted May 29, 2019 (edited) The best biscuits are obviously in the biggest multipack My mama used to have a box of those broken biscuits from Ingoldmells market on the go at all times, and an unopened box ready to go under the bed in the caravan, so service was uninterrupted. Feel like that helped shape me as a person. As a bonus, here's my favorite shirt I've never sold a single one of Edited May 29, 2019 by Sergio Mendacious Quote
Members SuperBacon Posted May 29, 2019 Members Posted May 29, 2019 6 hours ago, tiger_rick said: We buy a big variety pack from the wholesaler for our cafe at the football club. The last one came with indiviually wrapped Yorkie biscuits which are outstanding. They're like a small yorkie with biscuit in the middle. Which is as great as it sounds. Anyway, my current #1 is a bourbon. Can't get enough of them. Which is why I'm a fat cunt. This clearly isn’t helpful but Morrisons include their Bourbons in their 2 for 80p deal, along with their MASSIVE packs of Custard Creams, which are my current favourites. Quote
Otto Dem Wanz Posted May 30, 2019 Author Posted May 30, 2019 Bourbons taste like cardboard with cardboard flavoured cream in the middle Quote
Paid Members ReturnOfTheMack Posted May 30, 2019 Paid Members Posted May 30, 2019 https://thebiscuitparty.com Biscuit means biscuit! Quote
Paid Members Carbomb Posted May 30, 2019 Paid Members Posted May 30, 2019 4 minutes ago, ReturnOfTheMack said: https://thebiscuitparty.com Biscuit means biscuit! I am NOT clicking that link Quote
Paid Members ReturnOfTheMack Posted May 30, 2019 Paid Members Posted May 30, 2019 2 minutes ago, Carbomb said: I am NOT clicking that link Luckily it's not a dodgy one. Someone linked me to the Biscuit Party on Facebook and they are setting up a page. It's just a Brexit party joke at the minute, course it could end up changing into something horrifying. Quote
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted May 30, 2019 Paid Members Posted May 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Otto Dem Wanz said: Bourbons taste like cardboard with cardboard flavoured cream in the middle You shopping at Netto? Quote
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