Chippy Tea

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

I've had both versions, the mash version and the slice of potato version. They are both nice. 

A chippy that used to be near me that has now closed used to do what they called a Yorkshire fritter. Which was 2 slices of potato cut into a square with a square cut out of the middle. In the square in the middle was 2 folded to fit cheese slices. The whole thing was battered and fried. You would have the outer potato square enclosing a pool of molten cheese inside the crispy batter. I don't know what was inherently Yorkshire about it. It was nice though. 

[ElCece]

7 hours ago, Devon Malcolm said:

No. It's a scallop.

This is genuinely news to me. I always assumed a scallop was far more exotic 

[Chest Rockwell]

I've never had one and didn't know what it was until now either. Sounds nice. That Yorkshire fritter sounds great too.

[gmoney]

A Scallop is also a type of seafood. 

[Onyx2]

Yeah, if they're doing scallops on Masterchef it's not usually deep fried mash. 

[PowerButchi]

Though it'd be inherently superior if it was.

[Hannibal Scorch]

4 hours ago, Onyx2 said:

Yeah, if they're doing scallops on Masterchef it's not usually deep fried mash. 

Maybe on the next season Gordon Ramsey will get them to start serving Yorkshire Scallops instead. That will confuse the contestants 

[ND 3:16]

14 hours ago, Devon Malcolm said:

No. It's a scallop.

They call them Smacks in Crewe.  I've always found that a bit weird. 

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

1 hour ago, ND 3:16 said:

They call them Smacks in Crewe.  I've always found that a bit weird. 

It's because they mix heroin in the batter. 

[Mr_Danger]

8 hours ago, Onyx2 said:

Yeah, if they're doing scallops on Masterchef it's not usually deep fried mash. 

Unless it's Irish Masterchef.

[Onyx2]

[air_raid]

On 9/12/2019 at 7:28 AM, Onyx2 said:

Yeah, if they're doing scallops on Masterchef it's not usually deep fried mash. 

 

On 9/12/2019 at 4:00 PM, Mr_Danger said:

Unless it's Irish Masterchef.

Well, if you will serve a Chicken Parmo to Thomasina Myers....

[Merzbow]

I had an unorthodox chippy tea, scallops in Brum are 30p each so bought three and got them drenched in curry sauce.

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

Late finish last night and got to the chippy as they were closing. Gave them a fiver and said give me whatever you've got done for that much. 

could have done without the polystyrene box but the 2 battered jumbo sausage and the scallop were cracking. 

[Thunderplex]

@Devon Malcolm, someone just told me the Seashell has changed hands again and has a new name.  This person Is a bit of a cock, but I wondered if he was speaking the truth for once?