Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted April 1, 2023 Awards Moderator Share Posted April 1, 2023 55 minutes ago, Thunderplex said: Iāve still never had a battered sausage. Thought you ended up with one after every 80ās female celebrity died? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Arch Stanton Posted April 1, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted April 1, 2023 59 minutes ago, SuperBacon said: Being from the south, I'll assume that green shit is mushy peas?Ā Ā Southern chippies must be the fucking worst. Mushy peasĀ āļøĀ GravyĀ āļøĀ Curry SauceĀ āļøĀ Dog's dicksĀ āļø Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 8 minutes ago, Arch Stanton said: Southern chippies must be the fucking worst. Mushy peasĀ āļøĀ GravyĀ āļøĀ Curry SauceĀ āļøĀ Dog's dicksĀ āļø No kebabs either.Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted April 1, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted April 1, 2023 Don't lump us all in with Bacon's shite chippies. Don't think I've ever been to a Wiltshire chippy which doesn't have mushy peas, most have curry sauce and all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted April 1, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted April 1, 2023 1 minute ago, Gus Mears said: Don't lump us all in with Bacon's shite chippies. Don't think I've ever been to a Wiltshire chippy which doesn't have mushy peas, most have curry sauce and all. We need some sort of definitive map.Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 15 minutes ago, Gus Mears said: Don't lump us all in with Bacon's shite chippies. Nah, the chippies I have had in the last couple of years have been excellent, may very well have offered mushy peas, but I've either not noticed, or just never thought to notice. Wiltshire prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted April 1, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted April 1, 2023 34 minutes ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said: We need some sort of definitive map.Ā Based on the last page or so. Wiltshire - good chippies. Hampshire - shite chippies. North - good chippies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted April 1, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted April 1, 2023 Generally speaking, unless they're on the coast, southern (well, southeastern) chippies don't tend to be very good. Obviously you get exceptions, but they're usually inordinately expensive. Best ones I ever went to were in Cleckheaton or Heckmondwike near my mum's hometown, or in Scotland - there was one that won an award back in 1997 for Best UK Chippy, think it was in Gourock (though not sure now). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members gmoney Posted April 1, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted April 1, 2023 I hate mushy peas, but they're in every chippy I've ever been in the south, so no idea what Bacon's on about.Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 2 minutes ago, gmoney said: I hate mushy peas, but they're in every chippy I've ever been in the south, so no idea what Bacon's on about.Ā Ā 4 hours ago, SuperBacon said: may very well have offered mushy peas, but I've either not noticed, or just never thought to notice. Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members gmoney Posted April 1, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted April 1, 2023 Ignorance is no excuse.Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted April 1, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted April 1, 2023 I find this whole tale of yours odd, Bacon. It's arguably the third most recognisable part of a chippy tea. Are you going to the fish and chip shops blindfolded or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 2 minutes ago, Gus Mears said: I find this whole tale of yours odd, Bacon. It's arguably the third most recognisable part of a chippy tea. Are you going to the fish and chip shops blindfolded or something? I don't eat fish so I couldn't tell you what fish they sell either! As such I really only scan for chips, sausages, pies and picked eggs/gherkins and don't pay attention to the other bits and bobs. However if the local does indeed sell mushy peas, I will get it next time I go for a dogs dick. Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted April 1, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted April 1, 2023 1 hour ago, SuperBacon said: I don't eat fish so I couldn't tell you what fish they sell either! Sounds like you are caught between a rock and a hard plaice for your choices Rashers.Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cousin Jim Bob Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 11 hours ago, Frankie Crisp said: Ambleside. Stunning effort. Could have done with better gravy distribution, but Iām just being picky. Solid 9. Ā This is so perfectly North West chippy tea* I kind of wish it was Steak and Kidney pudding swimming in that gravy and mushy pea goodness. That may well have given our southern friends Scanners style head explosions though. Ā *Best in the world chippy tea! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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