Chippy Tea

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34 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

I cant stop singing (to the tune of Barenaked Ladies One Week) ?Chips from a Chinese is not a Chinese Chippy? now.

Ffs.

If we're going down that road....

1 hour ago, Frankie Crisp said:

Nah. Our local shop sells loads of stuff including really nice Ice Cream. Doesn't make it an Ice Cream van.

"I am.... ICE CREAM MAN,

Running over children in my van!"

[Keith Houchen]

1 hour ago, SuperBacon said:

I cant stop singing (to the tune of Barenaked Ladies One Week) ?Chips from a Chinese is not a Chinese Chippy? now.

Ffs.

It’s been

One week since my chippy tea  Sausage and chips and right now I’m starvin. 
Two days since my vindaloo, sweated so much I took a towel from Ronnie Garvin. 
Had salt and pepper chips but chips from a Chinese ain’t a Chinese chippy  
Dont do them in a wok, I want the oil from a fryer to make the wrapping paper drippy. 
 

Hold it now I’ve been hoodwinked, down at the rinky-dink, the place is called Golden Dragon House  
I was told the chips are “Boss lad”, by my mates dad, but now I think about it he is scouse. 
A guy appeared at the serving hatch, I asked for a chip batch, he said we only do a chip barm. 
I felt like a real dolt, put on so much salt, was whiter than a little bag from Tony Khan

Can’t help it if you keep getting a chippy wrong, or if a saveloy looks like Danny D’s dong. I’m the kind of guy to do a rubbish joke to death, don’t believe me check out any AEW thread. I have a tendency to get kebab meat and chips, I have a history of winning bad awards

 

Its been…

Hope that helps xx

Edited September 7, 2022 by Keith Houchen
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[SuperBacon]

Lovely stuff!

[Rule One]

If you don't acknowledge a Chinese larping as a as Chippy Tea then you're xenophobic and a right wing noncebot.

Checkmate racists.

[TheDude]

Opinions on ordering a cheeseburger from a chippy? Is it the done thing? I've done it but I do feel like the other patrons want to pelt me with food for such things.

[Keith Houchen]

1 minute ago, TheDude said:

Opinions on ordering a cheeseburger from a chippy? Is it the done thing? I've done it but I do feel like the other patrons want to pelt me with food for such things.

Fine if they deep fry the burger. 

[TheDude]

3 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said:

Fine if they deep fry the burger. 

They.....Do not. 

 

I should hand in my chippy tea badge

[Merzbow]

Battered burgers are the most disgusting thing ever, the burger never cooks properly.

[TheDude]

Gonna order Onion Rings with my cod supper tonight, lads. And a can of Lucozade, original.

 

Anyone else think Chippy Onion Rings are a guilty pleasure?

[SuperBacon]

Salad cream??? I have never, ever known this to be a chip butty thing. Is it?

 

[Tommy!]

It's chips, bread, and butter.

[Mr_Danger]

2 hours ago, TheDude said:

Gonna order Onion Rings with my cod supper tonight, lads. And a can of Lucozade, original.

 

Anyone else think Chippy Onion Rings are a guilty pleasure?

Proper chippy batter onion rings or kebab shop fella popped to Iceland and fried some fresh from the bag onion rings? I can abide the latter but I have nothing to feel guilty about consuming my body weight in the former.

[CleetusVanDamme]

1/2 pounder and some golden-ass 'tatty fritters (this is just half my portion) from Maurizio's in Fife, I opted for no chips out of respect for the Queen. Was lovely!

[TheDude]

40 minutes ago, Mr_Danger said:

Proper chippy batter onion rings or kebab shop fella popped to Iceland and fried some fresh from the bag onion rings? I can abide the latter but I have nothing to feel guilty about consuming my body weight in the former.

Proper for sure, I feel pregnant after eating that feed

[air_raid]

On 9/16/2022 at 5:16 PM, SuperBacon said:

Salad cream??? I have never, ever known this to be a chip butty thing. Is it?

I had a mate who put salad cream on everything (pizza for instance) and I definitely saw him put it on chips but there’s no excuse for tarring the whole UK with the freak brush.

Its all misinformed shit anyway. A chip bap/barm made with a bap/barm instead of sliced white is not a butty, is it? Nor are chips the same as fries, and we should bomb the States every time they confuse the two.