Paid Members air_raid Posted September 7, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted September 7, 2022 34 minutes ago, SuperBacon said: I cant stop singing (to the tune of Barenaked Ladies One Week) 🎶Chips from a Chinese is not a Chinese Chippy🎶 now. Ffs. If we're going down that road.... 1 hour ago, Frankie Crisp said: Nah. Our local shop sells loads of stuff including really nice Ice Cream. Doesn't make it an Ice Cream van. "I am.... ICE CREAM MAN, Running over children in my van!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, SuperBacon said: I cant stop singing (to the tune of Barenaked Ladies One Week) 🎶Chips from a Chinese is not a Chinese Chippy🎶 now. Ffs. It’s been One week since my chippy tea  Sausage and chips and right now I’m starvin. Two days since my vindaloo, sweated so much I took a towel from Ronnie Garvin. Had salt and pepper chips but chips from a Chinese ain’t a Chinese chippy  Dont do them in a wok, I want the oil from a fryer to make the wrapping paper drippy.  Hold it now I’ve been hoodwinked, down at the rinky-dink, the place is called Golden Dragon House  I was told the chips are “Boss lad”, by my mates dad, but now I think about it he is scouse. A guy appeared at the serving hatch, I asked for a chip batch, he said we only do a chip barm. I felt like a real dolt, put on so much salt, was whiter than a little bag from Tony Khan Can’t help it if you keep getting a chippy wrong, or if a saveloy looks like Danny D’s dong. I’m the kind of guy to do a rubbish joke to death, don’t believe me check out any AEW thread. I have a tendency to get kebab meat and chips, I have a history of winning bad awards  Its been… Hope that helps xx Edited September 7, 2022 by Keith Houchen Formatting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 Lovely stuff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rule One Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 If you don't acknowledge a Chinese larping as a as Chippy Tea then you're xenophobic and a right wing noncebot. Checkmate racists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDude Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 Opinions on ordering a cheeseburger from a chippy? Is it the done thing? I've done it but I do feel like the other patrons want to pelt me with food for such things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 1 minute ago, TheDude said: Opinions on ordering a cheeseburger from a chippy? Is it the done thing? I've done it but I do feel like the other patrons want to pelt me with food for such things. Fine if they deep fry the burger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDude Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 3 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said: Fine if they deep fry the burger. They.....Do not.  I should hand in my chippy tea badge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merzbow Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 Battered burgers are the most disgusting thing ever, the burger never cooks properly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDude Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 Gonna order Onion Rings with my cod supper tonight, lads. And a can of Lucozade, original. Â Anyone else think Chippy Onion Rings are a guilty pleasure? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 Salad cream??? I have never, ever known this to be a chip butty thing. Is it? Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted September 16, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted September 16, 2022 It's chips, bread, and butter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 2 hours ago, TheDude said: Gonna order Onion Rings with my cod supper tonight, lads. And a can of Lucozade, original. Â Anyone else think Chippy Onion Rings are a guilty pleasure? Proper chippy batter onion rings or kebab shop fella popped to Iceland and fried some fresh from the bag onion rings? I can abide the latter but I have nothing to feel guilty about consuming my body weight in the former. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CleetusVanDamme Posted September 16, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted September 16, 2022 1/2 pounder and some golden-ass 'tatty fritters (this is just half my portion) from Maurizio's in Fife, I opted for no chips out of respect for the Queen. Was lovely! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDude Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 40 minutes ago, Mr_Danger said: Proper chippy batter onion rings or kebab shop fella popped to Iceland and fried some fresh from the bag onion rings? I can abide the latter but I have nothing to feel guilty about consuming my body weight in the former. Proper for sure, I feel pregnant after eating that feed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted September 18, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted September 18, 2022 On 9/16/2022 at 5:16 PM, SuperBacon said: Salad cream??? I have never, ever known this to be a chip butty thing. Is it? I had a mate who put salad cream on everything (pizza for instance) and I definitely saw him put it on chips but there’s no excuse for tarring the whole UK with the freak brush. Its all misinformed shit anyway. A chip bap/barm made with a bap/barm instead of sliced white is not a butty, is it? Nor are chips the same as fries, and we should bomb the States every time they confuse the two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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