Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted June 16, 2011 Moderators Share Posted June 16, 2011 Lister, in Duane's latest wacky thread: Â I'll happily answer Lister's post Woyzeck from what currently I understand. There is a difference between Law and Statutes, statutes are by CONSENT, a PERSON consents by entering into a CONTRACT. A Magistrates Court is a place of business and by stepping into the court and into the DOCK you choose you CONTRACT by representing your PERSON. The magistrates is not a COMMON LAW court when you are have a jury and are judged by your peers, it is a LEGAL court not LAWFUL. There is a difference between what is lawful and what is LEGAL. Causing harm, damage or loss is breaking the law. If Roger Hayes stole a car he would've broke a law, however if he parked on a yellow line that would ILLEGAL. There is a clear difference between LEGAL and LAWFUL. The Police and Judiciary are known to act unlawful, they swear an oath. The fact is we are governed by consent. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King of Old School Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 I'm really not into all this "post of the month/year" bollocks, but, for my first ever nomination i have to go with this. Â Duggan fucking stinks. Â Short, simple, true, and straight to the point. Â I very rarely laugh at anything posted on here but this did raise a smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted June 16, 2011 Moderators Share Posted June 16, 2011 Simarly, from the same thread: Â Open a window, it's Paul Heyman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted June 17, 2011 Moderators Share Posted June 17, 2011 I absolutely love this one. Â Bully Ray Vs. Scott Steiner will be the Flair/Steamboat of our time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King Of Swing Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 Simarly, from the same thread:Â Open a window, it's Paul Heyman! Â I'll second that one. Â EDIT Â And that one butch just posted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapnut Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 I'm gonna nominate this gem from chokeout in the legendary pub tales thread: Â A few years ago there was a pub in my town called The Falchion, and me and a few mates went in during the fringe festival in town. We were only about 16 at the time, but the pub served us and it was only Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 This play on a typo in the Hogan/Warrior thread got a laugh from me; Â I'm surprised nobody else has used the name "Trytan". Its a very pro wrestling name isnt it? I had a CAW on WWF Attitude for the PSOne, called Kryten Davenport, who wore gaffer around his wrists and Union Jack tights. He was class as well. He was the first big man to do a 450 slash. The fans at ringside must have got a right soaking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dopper Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Agreed with Goldberg beating Hogan for the title - the roof litreally blew off. Â Â Nice work air_raid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jaffa Posted June 24, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted June 24, 2011 Agreed with Goldberg beating Hogan for the title - the roof litreally blew off. Â Â Nice work air_raid. Seconded. Air Raid has been the best poster here for several weeks now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted June 25, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted June 25, 2011 Mark Sloan in the FSM thread, telling it like it is, worthy for consideration: Â I notice this point has been overlooked twice now by Brian despite giving feedback on other points above. Â I honestly can't get why people don't understand it. I'll cover it and give you the definitive answer. Â There are a number of points. Â FSM is a BUSINESS, not some kids playing at wrestling and picking favourites. It is funny because the people who winge about not getting coverage should maybe be more professional and seek out HOW TO GET COVERAGE. This is how it works, FSM have an allocation of space for British Wrestling, they know, like we all know, does nothing to actually sell copies of the magazine. It's a prividlige that they cover it at all. Â So the question I ask somebody is to define "promoter" - the aim is to promote (to push to the forefront) of everybody else and make your product noticed. FSM allows great promotion of your event direct to Wrestling Fans. It's FREE, but this is where the stupidity creeps in. FSM work on a budget, they have to spend the budget on items that will help shift magazines. They do not have it to spend on a photographer to go photo said events. They do not have the budget to pay a writer to goto the events because they need to spend the money on the areas that will generate sales (i.e WWE / TNA news, interviews, pictures etc etc) But it would seem that people are unwilling to do the PROMOTIONAL side of it. You need to make the effort if you want in. The UK news is heavily based around the FWA / BWC / Showstealer productions stuff, it is. But for good reason is because nobody works AS HARD to make it happen. Interesting stories, great pictures, constant effort, I bet they have enough stories each month to fill the section twice over and often miss out on stuff they would like to have got in. Â Send your stuff in, do NOT expect FSM to go to huge lengths to do YOU a favour, they don't have time to goto your website, chase you for the news, they do not owe you anything, you infact owe them, because they are offering you a space of advertising ( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King Of Swing Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 From the DVD and film thread. Â Christopher Nolan makes clever films for stupid people. He's the middle class Michael Bay. Â Well it made me laugh anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Pitcos Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 I'll second Sloan's magnificent post and ozzfan's offhand genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members seph Posted June 26, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted June 26, 2011 I'll nominate the Chinatown scum game thread. All of it. The lynch that took three days, the whining about the modding and the super shock finish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 I'd like to de-nominate that on the grounds that those threads are awful and everyone involved needs to get out more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted June 27, 2011 Moderators Share Posted June 27, 2011 I'd like to de-nominate that on the grounds that those threads are awful and everyone involved needs to get out more. Â Seconded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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