Wrestlers say the stupidest things

[Carbomb]

2 minutes ago, The Gaffer said:

I read David Bentley Hart's literal translation of the New Testament recently and - agnostic here, not out for souls - it can't be overstated how fucking radical and commie it is. No ifs, buts or maybes. Sell your shit. Property is theft. It's essentially a treatise for an apocalypse that was believed to be right around the corner, and as the years went by and churches went up it gradually mellowed into "Okay, maybe we can have some stuff. But watch where you're sticking it - that was the important bit!" 

I haven't read that, but one of my favourite bits to trot out whenever you get some right-winger talking about how Karl Marx and various communist parties coined the maxim "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need" is to point out that that's actually in the Bible. Twice. 

[King Coconut]

The Bible is also a big fan of slavery and rape so let's not get carried away here.

[Carbomb]

32 minutes ago, King Coconut said:

The Bible is also a big fan of slavery and rape so let's not get carried away here.

I know, but it's a good gotcha. I don't normally do those, but sometimes it's good to engage in a bit of shithousery.

[Guest]

You know what, probably not worth it.

Edited July 18, 2025 by Duke
Val Venis is vile.

[Carbomb]

50 minutes ago, Duke said:

You know what, probably not worth it.

Sorry, man. I should not have been so flippant about that. My apologies.

[wordsfromlee]

I personally don't think it has anything to do with religion. I think it's more to do with him being a raging cock end.

[Chris B]

It says a lot about twitter now that he got 28 retweets for that, and five were quote tweets about what a cunt he is. And looking at his feed, that's a high point, while he's on a new crypto scam.

He's irrelevant. 

[Carbomb]

I remember when he first donned the white tights, having moved away from the pornstar gimmick and just before he went into Right To Censor, there was something in the WWF magazine talking about him being "cerebral" because he wrote libertarian articles. 

Basically, he's intelligent in the same way that Kane is. He's thick as tar.

[TheBurningRed]

Great idea mate. Wonder why Tony didn’t go for it. 
 

[JLM]

A two time world heavyweight champion there. 

I would have enjoyed that gimmick if everyone understood him except for Daddy Magic, which would of course have infuriated him.
 

What are we doin’ here guys? He says he likes the hat and you ask him how high? 
Would have been a mildly amusing Rampage angle for a few weeks. 
 

[LaGoosh]

The whole interview that's from is full of stupid shit. He's very dumb.

[TheBurningRed]

Yeah I’ve seen some quotes about him talking shit about Tony Khan. All because he didn’t want to renew his contract. Which no-one was clamouring for. 

[Supremo]

Best clip I’ve seen is of Hager acting insulted that Tony Khan only offered him an eighteen month contract. Good for Jake for telling Tony to shove it up his arse and spending those eighteen months proving his worth in this business…by doing absolutely fuck all.

Another for the ever-growing list of, “some wrestlers are just shit and are lucky to have a job in the first place.”

Edited August 26, 2025 by Supremo

[Slapnut]

I genuinely think I was so down on AEW for the first year of their existence purely because Jack bloody Swagger was the big debut on the first Dynamite. Proper TNA moment.

Edited August 26, 2025 by Slapnut

[westlondonmist]

There are wrestlers who while I don't think they should have been champ, but they were mildly over, had a good look or something minor that I can understand why you'd give them a shot at the title. He's one that always left me confused.