Jesus Fucking Christ

[wordsfromlee]

The house would be so much bigger if it wasn't full to the brim with fucking tat. Whats with all the plates on the walls too?

[waters44]

1 hour ago, Mr_Danger said:

Easily the worse thing about that video is the alignment of the TV at the end of the bed. Even if it’s a single persons bed who wants it off centre?

The TV on the radiator was more unsettling for me

[deathrey]

What the hell were those wierd human sized mouse things in the dining room?!

[Guest]

This is "playing sombre ballads in McDonald's out of respect" levels of nonsense, yet I'm sure it's far from the worst example around. Feel free to torture us over the coming weeks with what you've seen.

[Carbomb]

I'm just glad neither of those are some experimental Coronation Chicken flavour.

[SuperBacon]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!

The Dalai Lama kissed a young boy on the mouth and then appears to ask him to suck his tongue.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-65229327.amp

I'm going back to sleep.

[SuperBacon]

For my job, I have to ask people for eligibility documents and I've just texted someone and asked if they can provide their girth certificate. 

Fucking hell. 

[Frankie Crisp]

If it helps, I was once meant to email an openly gay customer to see if he had the latest design proofs for Tesco Home Insurance and instead ask him about Homo Insurance.

The next meeting was a tad frosty.

[Carbomb]

31 minutes ago, Frankie Crisp said:

If it helps, I was once meant to email an openly gay customer to see if he had the latest design proofs for Tesco Home Insurance and instead ask him about Homo Insurance.

The next meeting was a tad frosty.

At least you didn't ask him for the design poofs

[Arch Stanton]

4 hours ago, Carbomb said:

At least you didn't ask him for the design poofs

That's where I thought it was going too!

[Glenryck Pilchards]

In a job interview a few years ago I was asked what are my interests. My brain was wanting me to say I was a 'keen quizzer, what came out was 'queen kisser'...

I was offered the job, but declined through sheer embarrassment. 

[Jazzy G]

Trying to find a picture of Goofy the Disney character for a post my friend had made on Facebook, and this petition turned up in the search results. 

https://www.change.org/p/the-walt-disney-company-force-disney-to-apologize-for-making-roxanne-way-too-hot-in-a-goofy-movie

Edit: it's at 700-odd signatures as well, just in case you were wanting to join these people who appear to be dissatisfied at having their inner furry unwittingly awakened. 

Edited May 6, 2023 by jazzygeofferz

[Keith Houchen]

Do you all know of the story/myth/certainly made up story of Mike Read and his late 70s show “Runaround”? Well, for the benefit of younger keffers (Basically anyone not called Houchen or Thunderplex) it was a kids show where you jumped on the line of one of 2 or 3 answers, then at the command of “Rah rah rah runaraaahhnd!!” You could jump over to a different answer. The tale goes that during recording, a little black lad jumped too early and Reid pointed at him and said “Not yet, darkie”. 
 

Anyway, was just driving back from the shops and the lights at the crossroads were on green. But as I approached, a little black lad ran out onto the road. You can guess what I said in a gruff voice. 
 

So, I’m sorry to break the hearts of all my fans on here, but I have no option but to cancel myself. 

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

I remember Runaround Keith, I am one of the older members of the parish like yourself, shame you've cancelled yourself. 

[TheBurningRed]

We can forgive you if you stop repeating the same things all the time.