wordsfromlee Posted March 24, 2023 Share Posted March 24, 2023 The house would be so much bigger if it wasn't full to the brim with fucking tat. Whats with all the plates on the walls too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members waters44 Posted March 24, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted March 24, 2023 1 hour ago, Mr_Danger said: Easily the worse thing about that video is the alignment of the TV at the end of the bed. Even if it’s a single persons bed who wants it off centre? The TV on the radiator was more unsettling for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathrey Posted March 24, 2023 Share Posted March 24, 2023 What the hell were those wierd human sized mouse things in the dining room?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 This is "playing sombre ballads in McDonald's out of respect" levels of nonsense, yet I'm sure it's far from the worst example around. Feel free to torture us over the coming weeks with what you've seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted April 6, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted April 6, 2023 I'm just glad neither of those are some experimental Coronation Chicken flavour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted April 10, 2023 Share Posted April 10, 2023 JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!! The Dalai Lama kissed a young boy on the mouth and then appears to ask him to suck his tongue. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-65229327.amp I'm going back to sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted April 13, 2023 Share Posted April 13, 2023 For my job, I have to ask people for eligibility documents and I've just texted someone and asked if they can provide their girth certificate. Fucking hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted April 13, 2023 Author Awards Moderator Share Posted April 13, 2023 If it helps, I was once meant to email an openly gay customer to see if he had the latest design proofs for Tesco Home Insurance and instead ask him about Homo Insurance. The next meeting was a tad frosty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted April 13, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted April 13, 2023 31 minutes ago, Frankie Crisp said: If it helps, I was once meant to email an openly gay customer to see if he had the latest design proofs for Tesco Home Insurance and instead ask him about Homo Insurance. The next meeting was a tad frosty. At least you didn't ask him for the design poofs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Arch Stanton Posted April 13, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted April 13, 2023 4 hours ago, Carbomb said: At least you didn't ask him for the design poofs That's where I thought it was going too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenryck Pilchards Posted April 13, 2023 Share Posted April 13, 2023 In a job interview a few years ago I was asked what are my interests. My brain was wanting me to say I was a 'keen quizzer, what came out was 'queen kisser'... I was offered the job, but declined through sheer embarrassment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jazzy G Posted May 6, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted May 6, 2023 (edited) Trying to find a picture of Goofy the Disney character for a post my friend had made on Facebook, and this petition turned up in the search results. https://www.change.org/p/the-walt-disney-company-force-disney-to-apologize-for-making-roxanne-way-too-hot-in-a-goofy-movie Edit: it's at 700-odd signatures as well, just in case you were wanting to join these people who appear to be dissatisfied at having their inner furry unwittingly awakened. Edited May 6, 2023 by jazzygeofferz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted May 12, 2023 Share Posted May 12, 2023 Do you all know of the story/myth/certainly made up story of Mike Read and his late 70s show “Runaround”? Well, for the benefit of younger keffers (Basically anyone not called Houchen or Thunderplex) it was a kids show where you jumped on the line of one of 2 or 3 answers, then at the command of “Rah rah rah runaraaahhnd!!” You could jump over to a different answer. The tale goes that during recording, a little black lad jumped too early and Reid pointed at him and said “Not yet, darkie”. Anyway, was just driving back from the shops and the lights at the crossroads were on green. But as I approached, a little black lad ran out onto the road. You can guess what I said in a gruff voice. So, I’m sorry to break the hearts of all my fans on here, but I have no option but to cancel myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted May 12, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted May 12, 2023 I remember Runaround Keith, I am one of the older members of the parish like yourself, shame you've cancelled yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members TheBurningRed Posted May 12, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted May 12, 2023 We can forgive you if you stop repeating the same things all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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