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Posted (edited)

Right thread? Anyway

Just been into Tesco to get a few bits. Very chatty young girl serving me. I'm a ray of sunshine obviously, so I chat back and ask her if she's out "raving it up" tonight (no I don't know why I said this either)

She replies "Nah, but I've never really been big on New Years anyway, but I've just turned 18 so this is my first one out"

Me: 30 Rock Fellow Kids GIF by PeacockTV

Edited by SuperBacon
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10 minutes ago, Mr_Danger said:

You’ve posted the Steve Buscemi gif instead of the Clinton Baptiste one.

I should've told the fella 3 tills down in the wheelchair that he could walk to top it off. 

 

  • 2 weeks later...
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Went into the local cafe this morning for a blueberry and lemon cake and was served by a stunning redhead.

"Enjoy!"

"You too!"

What a fucking balloon.

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Some observations - 

i) The social media copy. My skin is crawling. 

ii) That fucking facial expression. I’m not a violent soul at heart, yet I have never wanted to punch a face more. 

iii) Sex, Tries and Videotape. No thank you. 

iiii) Hurry! Tickets selling fast!…Is this being advertised by the promoter of a British Wrestling show?

JFC to all of the above.

  • 2 weeks later...
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Posted (edited)

Went to a 40th last night and got chatting to some old mates about computer games and wrestling, amongst other things.

Saw some eBay notifications when I woke up this morning with a hangover.

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JFC.

Edited by Frankie Crisp
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San Andreas. 

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