Paid Members Arch Stanton Posted March 27 Paid Members Share Posted March 27 18 minutes ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said: You can't see where both of his hands are. Or his Socko Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlesTuckerTheThird Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 15 hours ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said: You can't see where both of his hands are. Do we *want* to know where his hands are?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cousin Jim Bob Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce5epgp2zdno  Quote A council has apologised after parents were offered a choice of class photos with or without children with complex needs in them. Parents at Aboyne Primary complained after being sent a link from a photography company offering them alternative pictures. Aberdeenshire Council said the decision was not taken by the school and the link to the photos was immediately removed. Tempest Photography told BBC Scotland in a statement it was investigating the matter, that it had spoken to the photographer involved and the school, and that at this stage there was no further comment.  This is just unbelievably insensitive and mean. What the fuck was that photographer thinking ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted March 29 Author Awards Moderator Share Posted March 29 Ordered something online yesterday. Just checked my emails. It’s getting sent straight back with some of the cats’ shit included. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Healys Chutney Spoon Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 Fucking hell! Modern 'marketing shit' gone mad. Â I agree, that'll be sent straight back with a note saying 'piss off with your bollocks emails'. Â Failing that, one star them on TrustPilot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 I got one recently from a very small baking company I've bought from and there was a typo in it, so they then sent a follow up email saying "ooops, sorry, we've sacked the email guy" which struck me as a bit rank to be honest, even if it was a joke. At least Bezos never sends me any "wacky" emails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scratch Posted April 15 Paid Members Share Posted April 15 (edited) We got to MCO in Orlando to fly home yesterday lunchtime and joined the queue to drop our bags. A couple with their little girl (who looked about 8 ) were in front of us with 4 massive suitcases and 2 carry on bags. The bloke immediately left them to it and walked over by the bogs and spent the next 20 minutes openly vaping. Inside an airport. We then watched as his wife and kid struggled over to him with their bags, he just walked empty handed in front of them vaping away. When we got to the gate, there he was, again on his own, clouds of vape billowing from his gob every time the back of anyone official-looking had been turned. When we got onboard, the wife was pleased to find we weren’t sat near him (I wouldn’t have been able to hold my breath had I been sat next to him). We were however sat opposite another bloke who was more than happy to just vape on the fucking plane anyway. He was sat next to two really small kids who hadn’t been seated with their family, but there he was on a plane, vaping away like it was totally fine. As we’d already taken off and the seatbelt sign was on, staff didn’t spot him until about 15 minutes into the flight when they basically told him they would turn back, land and evict him from the flight. It didn’t stop him though, he grabbed more than a few cheeky puffs throughout the flight and was really on it during landing. I might sound like a grumpy sod, but it’s something I despise generally and it’s the kind of stupidity I never thought I’d ever actually see. People in general being cunts like that boil my piss something chronic. Edited April 15 by Scratch Phone changed 8 ) to a creepy emoji. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonworden Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 42 minutes ago, Scratch said: We got to MCO in Orlando to fly home yesterday lunchtime and joined the queue to drop our bags. A couple with their little girl (who looked about 😎 were in front of us with 4 massive suitcases and 2 carry on bags. The bloke immediately left them to it and walked over by the bogs and spent the next 20 minutes openly vaping. Inside an airport. We then watched as his wife and kid struggled over to him with their bags, he just walked empty handed in front of them vaping away. When we got to the gate, there he was, again on his own, clouds of vape billowing from his gob every time the back of anyone official-looking had been turned. When we got onboard, the wife was pleased to find we weren’t sat near him (I wouldn’t have been able to hold my breath had I been sat next to him). We were however sat opposite another bloke who was more than happy to just vape on the fucking plane anyway. He was sat next to two really small kids who hadn’t been seated with their family, but there he was on a plane, vaping away like it was totally fine. As we’d already taken off and the seatbelt sign was on, staff didn’t spot him until about 15 minutes into the flight when they basically told him they would turn back, land and evict him from the flight. It didn’t stop him though, he grabbed more than a few cheeky puffs throughout the flight and was really on it during landing. I might sound like a grumpy sod, but it’s something I despise generally and it’s the kind of stupidity I never thought I’d ever actually see. People in general being cunts like that boil my piss something chronic. That's absolutely piss poor behavior all of it. Completely shocked people can be that selfish to their wife, kids and people around them without a single bit of thought on how their actions/ lack of action affects others around them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 This just goes to show as always, that anyone who vapes is an utter cunt. Proper fags > Vapes. Always. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scratch Posted April 15 Paid Members Share Posted April 15 Final leg of the journey home, a change at a nearby station. The train’s waiting for us, I open the door and get a face full of vape from the bloke standing inside. This didn’t end well for him, put it that way. I’m running on fumes having had no sleep since Saturday night and am now sick to the back teeth of vaping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wordsfromlee Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 I’ve always found vapists to be more inconsiderate than cigarette smokers.  The flavours are always awful too. Why can’t they smell of nice stuff like bacon or petrol or glue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 5 minutes ago, wordsfromlee said: Why can’t they smell of nice stuff like bacon Yeah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 I’ve always imagined Bacon to smell of fags, coffee and wanking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted April 15 Moderators Share Posted April 15 I am surprised that someone who posts on this forum so regularly would have such an unfortunately vivid olfactory imagination. I shudder to think what's going through your brain and nose reading this place at the best of times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted April 15 Paid Members Share Posted April 15 15 minutes ago, Mr_Danger said: fags, coffee and wanking. Title of the UKFF's collaborative music project album right there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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