Jesus Fucking Christ

[SuperBacon]

23 minutes ago, Mr_Danger said:

I’ve always imagined Bacon to smell of fags, coffee and wanking.

That's your Mum you're thinking of. Easy mistake to make.

[Mr_Danger]

11 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

That's your Mum you're thinking of. Easy mistake to make.

Two out of three, she’s a tea drinker.

[Keith Houchen]

Went to Food Warehouse and thought the shopping was a bit cheaper than usual. Wondered if they forgot to ring up an item or two so I checked the receipt. 
 

I’m getting on a bit and use a walking stick but COME ON!!  Had conflicting feelings of happy and incredulity. 

[Mr_Danger]

Every now and then they scan that 8pack of Pepsi 2L(Max) as one bottle and it feels great although my Father Dougal facial expressions when it happens has given it away a couple of times.

[Keith Houchen]

6 minutes ago, Mr_Danger said:

Every now and then they scan that 8pack of Pepsi 2L(Max) as one bottle and it feels great although my Father Dougal facial expressions when it happens has given it away a couple of times.

Yeah that’s ace when they do that! I have on occasion not mention the Pepsi in the trolley and assume they’ve noticed it. Got away with that a few times. If challenged I can always say that I must have forgotten to mention it, your mind isn’t so attentive when you get to my age. 

[SuperBacon]

SpursRiot condemns you all.

[Donald J Trump]

[Loki]

 

1 hour ago, Donald J Trump said:

"Who's that gutlord marching, you should cut down on your porklife mate, get some exercise!"

[Donald J Trump]

I really hope their pretending to laugh heartily because the woman's said "You wait all day for a prick in a suit and three come along at one". 

[Mr_Danger]

10 hours ago, Donald J Trump said:

Fucking hell, Cold War Steve has surpassed himself this time.

[Your Fight Site]

5 hours ago, Mr_Danger said:

Fucking hell, Cold War Steve has surpassed himself this time.

It pains me that I know the two that aren’t Rishi, and that I know the exact spot that photo was taken as it’s my old hometown.

[Keith Houchen]

1 hour ago, Your Fight Site said:

6 hours ago, Mr_Danger said:

 

It pains me that I know the two that aren’t Rishi

STOP CALLING HIM RISHI!!!

[Chest Rockwell]

Please don't do that. 

[Keith Houchen]

Exactly. Call him Sunak. 

[Donald J Trump]

This is why referring to him as "Rishi" is to be strongly discouraged. What a massive dickhead.