Fry-ups

[neil]

There are worse examples posted in this very thread tbf.

[Merzbow]

I'd assume they and all supermarkets just use their basic own brand stuff so it's never going to be amazing but can be half decent if cooked right.

[gmoney]

Scottish breakfast in The Tram Stop, Croydon. Och aye the noo, fam. Eggs were a little overdone, and I could have done with square sausage rather than the rather paltry one offered here, but it was delicious. 8/10. 

[King Coconut]

Fucks sake, at least pour the beans onto the plate before taking the photo, guys. Anyone can see this!

[Tim Healys Chutney Spoon]

7 hours ago, King Coconut said:

 

Shit post removed from here but requested removal.

Edited May 25, 2025 by Tim Healys Chutney Spoon

[TheBurningRed]

Good joke that. You must’ve been debating about hitting that submit reply button. 

[I Bent My Wookie]

3 hours ago, Tim Healys Chutney Spoon said:

It's to respect the LGBT* community on here

 

*Least Getting Bathed Tucker (aka the dry and unmoistened team) 

As an actual member of the LGBT community on here, you're a tone deaf unfunny bellend and add absolutely fuck all to this place bar funeral notices.

Back on topic, square sausage is the bees knees and I will hold it up as the best part of any fry up.

 

As a heads up @Tim Healys Chutney Spoon I've asked for my account to be removed from here because I'm not gonna spend my time on a forum with someone who clearly finds the LGBT community something to mock.

I sincerely hope you send my account removal into the obituary thread in a 2 line throwaway like the desperate cunt you are. I'd say I'd miss you but I'd prefer hemorrhoids over interacting with your useless existence.

Edited May 25, 2025 by I Bent My Wookie

[Tim Healys Chutney Spoon]

I barely post in the death threads anyway

 It was meant as a gag at the expense of those who don't like sauces and stuff on their food, nothing else at all 

 

Absolutely no offence intended and genuinely sorry that I've caused it. Poor humour joke that missed completely and I apologise wholeheartedly for it. 

 

Please remove the shit post i made as it didn't come out how I intended it and I'm hindsight was a poor effort at low brow humour 

Edited May 25, 2025 by Tim Healys Chutney Spoon
Misspelling and wrong word used

[ReturnOfTheMack]

30 minutes ago, Tim Healys Chutney Spoon said:

 

Please remove the shit post i made as it didn't come out how I intended it and I'm hindsight was a poor effort at low brow humour 

You're clearly aware you can edit your own fucking posts.

[Tim Healys Chutney Spoon]

27 minutes ago, ReturnOfTheMack said:

You're clearly aware you can edit your own fucking posts.

Other forums I visit its time limited so assumed it was the same on here. 

[SuperBacon]

19 hours ago, ReturnOfTheMack said:

You're clearly aware you can edit your own fucking posts.

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

51 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

Not the time brother. 

[Dead Mike]

'Tracy's Cafe' in Heysham. Swapped grilled tomatoes for black pudding. Only downside was the sausages were standard chippy/hotel quality, still nice but a clear drop in quality compared to  the black pudding which was fantastic. Mushrooms had been cooked in the pan with bacon too which was a touch. £7.....an absolute steal.

 

 

 

[Thunderplex]

Brown sauce, good lad.

[Merzbow]

Gonna grab some popcorn and leave this here.