Paid Members JLM Posted August 5, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted August 5, 2022 (edited) I'd like the Ass Boys to become one with the dumpster after this and become living rubbish monsters. Sort of like Toxic Crusaders but much sadder. Daddy Ass doesn't recognise them but they keep trying to ass-imilate him into their fetid writhing masses. Keep the name Trash Boys, add Abadon to the group, send them to meet and greets stinking. Caster and Bowens' relationship suffers due to the guilt. Caster only raps about environmentalism. Bowens picks up some real scissors to snip bits of rubbish from around the necks of sea birds. Not sure how any of it would make any money but I would watch it. Edited August 5, 2022 by JLM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members LaGoosh Posted August 5, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted August 5, 2022 2 minutes ago, DavidB6937 said: How long until TK books a Kennel from Hell match? Soon I hope. The way AEW is fucking up all these mad gimmick matches almost every time I'd be very intrigued to see what happened. They'd probably put untrained rottweilers in there by accident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Chris B Posted August 5, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted August 5, 2022 I reckon one reason for all the match types is so they can be in the videogame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members LaGoosh Posted August 5, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted August 5, 2022 Possibly. Though I reckon it's because Tony Khan is a bit of a lazy booker and relies on gimmick matches to pop a rating when he's out of ideas that week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chili Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 Dear Tony Sniff. Surprise pole matches. Each more surprising than the last!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Blog Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 1 hour ago, LaGoosh said: Soon I hope. The way AEW is fucking up all these mad gimmick matches almost every time I'd be very intrigued to see what happened. They'd probably put untrained rottweilers in there by accident. Cat more likely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merzbow Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 Tony is on hand to help out if the dogs get too unruly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 As is JR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members mim731 Posted August 6, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted August 6, 2022 Jesus Christ, is there anyone who does facial expression acting as well as Hangman Page in wrestling? He conveyed so much in 2-3 seconds before doing the hand shake with Matt Jackson. Absolutely superb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King Of Swing Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 On 8/5/2022 at 2:15 PM, DavidB6937 said: How long until TK books a Kennel from Hell match? If he thought he could get away with it in 2022 we'd probably be seeing bra and panties matches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidB6937 Posted August 6, 2022 Author Share Posted August 6, 2022 7 minutes ago, The King Of Swing said: If he thought he could get away with it in 2022 we'd probably be seeing bra and panties matches. On dogs? The sick fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members mim731 Posted August 6, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted August 6, 2022 I hope if they're teasing Jericho as "Lionheart" being a different iteration of his character maybe TK can have a chat with Jimmy Hart and get the rights to his Evenflow ripoff theme from WCW. If Ralphus were still alive I'd suggest getting him on board, but sadly that's a non starter. Maybe the Jericho ninja? Regardless I hope it's more than just a shitty waistcoat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted August 6, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted August 6, 2022 2 hours ago, mim731 said: I hope if they're teasing Jericho as "Lionheart" being a different iteration of his character maybe TK can have a chat with Jimmy Hart and get the rights to his Evenflow ripoff theme from WCW. If Ralphus were still alive I'd suggest getting him on board, but sadly that's a non starter. Maybe the Jericho ninja? Regardless I hope it's more than just a shitty waistcoat. They just released a lionheart figure I’m guessing it’s a tie in to that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonworden Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 2 hours ago, Hannibal Scorch said: They just released a lionheart figure I’m guessing it’s a tie in to that He used his Lionheart gear for his ECW ONS match against Lance Storm I think or at least a remade version of it so it wouldn't surprise me if he dusts that off again and we get a few more lion saults. I think the point is that Ambrose wants to face his ECW/Japan character not the WCW heel version which is what I would prefer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 12 hours ago, mim731 said: I hope if they're teasing Jericho as "Lionheart" being a different iteration of his character maybe TK can have a chat with Jimmy Hart and get the rights to his Evenflow ripoff theme from WCW. If Ralphus were still alive I'd suggest getting him on board, but sadly that's a non starter. Maybe the Jericho ninja? Regardless I hope it's more than just a shitty waistcoat. His wcw theme was Turner stock music so  should be able to use that with no issues. A fan listed all of jerichos last themes and he replied saying he will be using one of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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