Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted January 1, 2021 Awards Moderator Share Posted January 1, 2021 (edited) It's New Year's Day, you know what that means... (thank you Mr Brodie) The Royal Rumble's happening on the 31st January, and is maybe the only thing in WWE I still regularly look forward to. Surprise entrants are part of what makes it so fun - so let's hear your wildest and craziest predictions for who might show up unexpectedly in either Rumble match and build our anticipation. We had four winners last year: @big7thletterand @RedRoosterchose Kelly Kelly and Santina Marella respectively in the Women's match, and @Doogand @Supremochose MVP and Edge respectively in the Men's match. But who will get the glory in 2021? How to play Pick three humans, aliens, animals or inanimate objects who you want to turn up in the Rumble! You can list their names, or if you want, include a picture and/or a brief description of what you think they'll do in the match. The rules The active WWE rosters are ineligible. This includes NXT, but I'll allow wrestlers from NXT:UK who don't also appear on the main NXT. You can have anyone currently out on long-term injury or leave - so Edge is eligible again this year, and Becky Lynch is eligible as she's on maternity leave. Special attractions like Goldberg or Brock Lesnar are allowed. You can have a current WWE wrestler if you change their gimmick (like making the Viking Raiders the Norman Conquerors) or if you pick a woman for the Men's Rumble (or vice versa). Be specific with your gimmicks. If you picked Tori and she turns up as Raven's Ninja, it doesn't count! You can pick anyone or anything, alive or dead, real or fictional, but the Big Boss Man is not eligible. Have fun! Picks so far: AVM - Professor Chris Witty / Dominic 'Domberg' Littlewood / Goldberg Big 'Olympic_Hero' Pete - Hulk Hogan / Jamie Noble / Ricky Steamboat boshealecta - Margaret Keenan CavemanLynn - Virgil / Vincent / Soul Train Jones CleetusVanDamme - Ernest 'the Cat' Miller cobra_gordo - JBL / Steve Blackman / Rowlf from the Muppets CoreyVandal - 'Macho Warrior' Ric Hogan / Maureen from Driving School / Lembit Opik Daaaaaad! - Gary Sparrow / Jimmy Venables / Rodney (Mean Street Posse) eugenespeed - 123 Kid / Tugboat / Rick Witter from Shed Seven FelatioLips - Bruiser Brody / Dick the Bruiser / Big Dick Johnson Frankie Crisp - Keith Chegwin / Keith Houchen / Keeno gabbo - Wearside Jack / Todd Landers / Prince Andrew garynysmon - DDP / Tatanka / Bubba Ray Dudley (or Bully Ray) HarmonicGenerator - Dean Malenko / Donald Trump / Rey Mysterio's other eye IronSheik - New Jack / Marty Jannetty / Lex Luger Jackpot - Jimmy Grimble / 'The Quadrophenia Badass' Jimmy / 4737 Carlin jazzygeofferz - Chris Bart Williams / Bart Gunn / William Regal Just Some Guy - Buckaroo / Twister / Secret Hitler Keith Houchen - Luke Harper / Harper Lee / Brodie Lee LEGIT - Men on a Mission featuring Mabel as a hologram Lion_of_the_Midlands - Jostein Flo / Floella Benjamin / Benjamin Zephaniah Louch - Zack Ryder / Erick Rowan / WALTER Magnum Milano - William Muldoon / Mildred Burke / Sky Low Low Merzbow - Shawn Michaels / Alex Wright / Disco Inferno mim731 - Tony Yeboah / John Cena / Raven Mr Lawrence - Max Branning / Max Bygraves / Max...mmmmm patiirc - Erik Watts / Erik Nevland / Erik Estrada pitseleh - Big Bubba Rogers / Guardian Angel PowerButchi - Fred West / Little Lord Fauntleroy / Bernard Bresslaw RedRooster - Pat McAfee / Kane / Ronda Rousey rollthedice - X-Pac / Adam Pearce / Samoa Joe scratchdj - Mooncat / Nigel Martin / Sting (not that one) Shane O' Mac Version 2 - Melina / Rob Van Dam / Carmella's dad Sheffbag - Mr Benn / Shaun Wallace / Nigel Benn stewdogg - Jorge Campos / Rene Higuita / Jose-Luis Chilavert SuperBacon - Jonathan Van-Tam / Jean-Claude Van Damme / Pat Van Den Hauwe theironshake - Geoff from Corrie / Zammo / Brutus 'the Barber' Beefcake The King of Old School - Booker T / Carlito / Kid Kash Tommy! - Johnny B Badd / Robert Fuller / Dean Douglas Vegeta - Abyss / Bad News Barrett / Road Dogg Wideload90 - Mark Henry WyattSheepMask - The three Faces of Lance Reddick (Mobay / Daniels / Abaddon) Zookmaster - Mick Carter / Lionel Blair / Eugene My picks 1) DEAN MALENKO It's time for Dean to have his Steamboat-at-Wrestlemania-25 moment (that's another 2009 highlight for you @tiger_rick- you get Ricky Steamboat matches in 2009!) and do some grappling with the likes of Daniel Bryan and Drew Gulak. King Corbin will eliminate him, because of course he will. - 2) DONALD TRUMP (WOMEN'S RUMBLE) It's about halfway through the Women's Rumble, but instead of the numbers counting down, we hear a chant ... "Stop the count, stop the count, stop the count". 10 days after he's finally kicked out of the White House, WWE Hall of Famer Donald Trump is back in WWE and he's going to WrestleMania! Watching at home, we might expect him to start trying to grab the competitors by the Locker Room Talk, only for the women of WWE to forget their differences and beat the shit out of him before eliminating him. However, this is WWE, so Vince just has all the women leave the ring under the bottom rope, allowing Trump to celebrate and think he's won. He leaves the ring over the top rope, but doesn't realise he's eliminated himself and walks to the back talking about his WrestleMania moment. The women get back in the ring and continue as if nothing happened. Vince and Trump hug it out at gorilla. - 3) REY MYSTERIO'S OTHER EYE He thought he'd lost it forever, but entering the Royal Rumble, it's Rey Mysterio's eye that Rollins gouged out last year! It gets in the ring and Rey scoops it up and pops it back in like Thor did with the glass eye in Infinity War. Rey Mysterio is back to full strength! But, because we can't have him happy for too long, Dominik turns on him and eliminates him with an emphatic "you're not my real dad!" Dominik himself is eliminated by whoever @BomberPatsays currently has custody of him, and we head to a Triple Threat at Mania where Dominik finally gains custody of himself. Your turn! Edited January 19, 2021 by HarmonicGenerator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Blog Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 I really hope Astro has a Vinny Samways story for this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stewdogg Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 I was just dreaming up that he’d enter at number 30 and would command such respect that everyone else would eliminate themselves.@Astro Hollywoodlet us know what really happened with Vinny Samways at Royal Rumble 2021 please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted January 1, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted January 1, 2021 @CleetusVanDammeto the thread please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lorne Malvo Posted January 1, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted January 1, 2021 How dickish would it be of me to pick Ernest Miller? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRooster Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 (edited) Does Pat McAfee count, @HarmonicGenerator? No idea how active he’s been recently. If so... 1. Pat McAfee - I’m pretty sure they’re going to want to utilise him on the main roster in some way, and their like way of doing that is through a Rumble appearance, followed by a Wrestlemania match. 2. Kane - Mayoral duties? What mayoral duties? He simultaneously manages to be an incredibly boring surprise entrant and a terrifyingly irresponsible politician. 3. Ronda Rousey - it’s now or never for a Ronda return, I imagine. Becky Lynch is probably a more realistic pick, but I’ll be slightly braver with this. Edited January 1, 2021 by RedRooster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted January 1, 2021 Author Awards Moderator Share Posted January 1, 2021 1 hour ago, Lorne Malvo said: How dickish would it be of me to pick Ernest Miller? So dickish that I forbid it! @RedRooster I’ll allow you McAfee, he was in War Games in December but I reckon we can consider him a special attraction. If he turns up on NXT any time this month, though, he’ll no longer be eligible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted January 1, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted January 1, 2021 I'm banking on someone for a quick elimination to make up the numbers. Johnny B. Badd - Back in all his camp pomp with glitter gun blasters to blow his sparkling load over the crowd Robert Fuller - He gets eliminated when his pants are pulled down and his two feet unfurl and hit the floor. Dean Douglas - With his baby blue one piece with exclamation mark motif. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEGIT Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 Men on a Mission featuring Mabel as a hologram. There wouldn't be a dry in the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pitseleh Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 Big Boss Man, Big Bubba Rogers and The Guardian Angel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 Luke Harper, Harper Lee, Brodie Lee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted January 1, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted January 1, 2021 Bruiser Brodie, Dick The Bruiser, Big Dick Johnson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Paid Members garynysmon Posted January 1, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted January 1, 2021 (edited) DDP Tatanka Bully Ray (Or Bubba Ray Dudley, as Bully Ray doesn't exist in the universe...) Edited January 1, 2021 by garynysmon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SuperBacon Posted January 1, 2021 Members Share Posted January 1, 2021 Jonathan Van-Tam Jean-Claude Van Damme Pat Van Den Hauwe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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