Paid Members CleetusVanDamme Posted January 11, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted January 11, 2021 You'll Never See It Coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CoreyVandal Posted January 11, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted January 11, 2021 'Macho Warrior' Ric Hogan  Maureen from Driving School  Lembit Öpik Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted January 11, 2021 Author Awards Moderator Share Posted January 11, 2021 8 hours ago, CleetusVanDamme said: You'll Never See It Coming. The anticipation is killing me! Who could it be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheffbag Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 Since its just come on Britbox Im having MR BENN - Capable of pulling a 3 faces of Foley style entry. Mr Benn walks to the ring, as if by magic a shopkeeper appears and tells Mr Benn to dive under the ring ala Titus emerging the other side dressed as a Caveman, a Gladiator or even a Zoo Keeper SHAUN WALLACE The ring is full when the Chase music hits and out strides entrant 27 - 6ft3 220lb Shaun Wallace to clear the ring with his intelligence like a modern day Genius / Damien Sandow. After 5 minutes Wallace stands alone proclaiming himself as the Dark Destroyer on his way to WM capable of beating any World Champion when the buzzer goes off and the sounds of "Dangerous" by Courtnay Melody fills the arena. Cole starts to lose it "Could it be, is it HIM?, it is!" NIGEL BENN Entrant number 30! Storming to the ring, the self proclaimed "fittest 55 year old in the world" grabs the mic and stands face to face with Wallace. "You call yourself the Dark Destroyer Wallace, I'm the original Dark Destroyer and I'm here to show you what a true World Champion looks like" followed by two quick hands and throws out Wallace to stand alone in the ring and the winner of the 2021 Royal Rumble  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Healys Chutney Spoon Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 Hulk Hogan Jamie Noble Ricky Steamboat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WyattSheepMask Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 Did Mick Foley, I’m going with the three Faces of Lance Reddick- Desmond Mobay, Lt. Cedric Daniels and Matthew Abaddon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King of Old School Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 Booker T Carlito Kid Kash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CleetusVanDamme Posted January 14, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted January 14, 2021 "Everybody deserves a second chance." - Shannen Doherty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CleetusVanDamme Posted January 15, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted January 15, 2021 (edited) Â On 12/31/2012 at 4:47 PM, CleetusVanDamme said: #1 in the Rumble is Brodus Clay. Seeing as the ring is the empty, he decides it's an appropriate time to bust a groove, a decision that would cost him his career... Â *I'M THE GREATEST!... 1... 2... 123 HIT THAT!* Â The Cat sprints down to the ring, ducks Brodus' clothesline and Feliner kicks him over the top rope and straight out of the company. Cat grabs the mic and says "This has been a long time coming, HIT MY MUSIC!" Â *SOMEBODY CALL MY MAMA!* Â He spends the next hour cutting a rug and whooping 28 other rednecks to earn his WWE title match at Wrestlemania 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37: The Great One vs The Greatest. Â Â And yes, I am going to pitch this same idea every year. I'm not sure this was worth the two week build, tbh. Seeing my plans get leaked within a few posts of the thread starting had me scrambling. Â Â Edited January 15, 2021 by CleetusVanDamme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daaaaaad! Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Not done this for many a year, but here we go... Gary Sparrow The Thunderdome must have an outlet through Duckett's Passage, because Gary's here and he's runnin' wild! As a hero of World War II AND a successful 40s memorabilia dealer from the late 90s, Gary knows a thing or two about old things that don't belong any more. He eliminates Goldberg. BUT WAIT! Is that the soothing jazz melody of Jamie Cullum circa 2007? That can only mean... Jimmy Venables Yes! It's handyman and notoriously average dad Jimmy Venables, who will surely be left standing as the winner After You've Gone over the top rope. Jimmy brings his trademark paint ladder, and is accompanied by Celia Imrie who frowns and rolls her eyes to distract his fellow competitors. As Jimmy and Gary knock each other down, 'Hooky Street' starts up. Don't tell me - surely not... can it be? That's right, it's... Rodney Sadly, the music was a miscue and Shane McMahon's mate has no idea what these two similar looking fellas are doing in the ring. He promptly falls over and eliminates himself, while Pete Gas hawks his autobiography in the stands to the screens with fans on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronSheik Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 New Jack Marty Jannety Lex Luger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zookmaster Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 Jean Slater - One last Sausage SURPRISE entrant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted February 1, 2021 Author Awards Moderator Share Posted February 1, 2021 Two winners this year. If I have tagged you in this post and you haven't seen the Rumble yet and don't want to know what happened, don't click the spoiler tag. Spoiler Congrats to @RedRoosterand @The King of Old Schoolfor predicting Kane and Carlito respectively. You win this video of Kane and Carlito wrestling each other the night after the Royal Rumble in 2006, in a prematch of the tag title encounter from WrestleMania 22. Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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