Daaaaaad!

442! TEAMSHEET GK: I. Walker (0) RB: Alexander-Arnold (18) RCB: M. Dawson (11) LCB: Coloccini (4) LB: M. Kelly (0) RM: B. Silva (45) RCM: Grealish (29) LCM: Nolan (69) LM: Saint-Maximin (12) ST: Drogba (104) ST: Owen (150) I'd like to thank Martin Kelly for scoring six less Premier League goals than Mario Melchiot.

Wonder if El Generico was in the crowd? After all, he went to work at that orphanage in Mexico! I’m thrilled, believe me, but I’m actually way more excited about who Sami might lose it to this time. Imagine KO going from potentially never wrestling again to winning another World Championship?

Street party down your end in February!