Daaaaaad!

How dare you. It wasn't his fault. It's the mentality/fans/players/wind/type of grass that's to blame.

That Je’Von Evans spot was ridiculous. Not only because it required him to take an age to get up there, which is standard for any dumb ladder spot anyway, but the way they shot it was so stupid. They held on the wide angle forever so that, just in case you were even slightly able to suspend disbelief that he might be going into the ambulance, you were left with zero surprise at all by the time he had to fling himself off the ladder to make it there. I see people saying occasionally that they’ve forgotten how to shoot creatively and this was an absolute confirmation of that for me. A little camera trickery would’ve made all the difference.

I read the main page preview which just said 'Most dangerous MMA journ...' and assumed this would be a thread about that guy who fought CM Punk at UFC 225.

Aw, man, I hadn't sussed that this is definitely what that's leading to. Fuck's sake.

442! TEAMSHEET GK: I. Walker (0) RB: Alexander-Arnold (18) RCB: M. Dawson (11) LCB: Coloccini (4) LB: M. Kelly (0) RM: B. Silva (45) RCM: Grealish (29) LCM: Nolan (69) LM: Saint-Maximin (12) ST: Drogba (104) ST: Owen (150) I'd like to thank Martin Kelly for scoring six less Premier League goals than Mario Melchiot.