Keith Houchen Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 1 hour ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said: I thought he meant that both your dad's had Hepatitis C. Is that like bad AIDS? If so, yes. Orton shits in bags, I shit in threads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 2, 2023 Share Posted March 2, 2023 Multipacks of yoghurts that don't neatly snap apart - just folding like a Cirque du Soleil contortionist until one pot splinters into a scene best left undescribed. I'm looking at you, Asda's own brand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidB6937 Posted March 3, 2023 Share Posted March 3, 2023 11 hours ago, Uncle Zeb said: Multipacks of yoghurts that don't neatly snap apart - just folding like a Cirque du Soleil contortionist until one pot splinters into a scene best left undescribed. I'm looking at you, Asda's own brand. I have this every fucking time with ones from Aldi. End up needing to cut them. Only the scissors are never where they fucking should be. I hate yoghurts for this reason only. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted March 3, 2023 Moderators Share Posted March 3, 2023 Thankfully seems to be mostly confined to reddit from what I've seen but referring to a good song as a 'bop' or any variation thereof can fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted March 5, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted March 5, 2023 Cooking fried eggs for my kids. Neither of them like the yolk so it's a thrice weekly heartbreak throwing away perfectly good egg yolks. Complete bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted March 5, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted March 5, 2023 Keep the yolks! Lots of recipes you can do with them. Or you can mix in some vodka and sugar, and make your own Advocaat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wordsfromlee Posted March 5, 2023 Share Posted March 5, 2023 Why would you throw them away?! Keep them and make a proper carbonara. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted March 5, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted March 5, 2023 3 minutes ago, Carbomb said: Keep the yolks! Lots of recipes you can do with them. Or you can mix in some vodka and sugar, and make your own Advocaat. 1 minute ago, wordsfromlee said: Why would you throw them away?! Keep them and make a proper carbonara. I don't drink and I don't have time. Stop trying to be helpful and allow me to grieve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTXRussomark Posted March 5, 2023 Share Posted March 5, 2023 Surely you just cook the full egg and eat the yolks yourself?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted March 5, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted March 5, 2023 9 minutes ago, CTXRussomark said: Surely you just cook the full egg and eat the yolks yourself?? No, I have to cook them a specific way for them with no yolks in the pan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted March 5, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted March 5, 2023 26 minutes ago, Devon Malcolm said: No, I have to cook them a specific way for them with no yolks in the pan. Is it that they will only eat food of a certain colour? My friends kid will only eat yellow food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted March 5, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted March 5, 2023 6 minutes ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said: Is it that they will only eat food of a certain colour? My friends kid will only eat yellow food. It could be that, also textures, they don't like runny stuff like a yolk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members gmoney Posted March 5, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted March 5, 2023 You can buy bottles of just egg whites, might save you some pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted March 5, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted March 5, 2023 50 minutes ago, gmoney said: You can buy bottles of just egg whites, might save you some pain. I'm surprised at you advocating the purchase of egg products that do not require the boxes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Coconut Posted March 6, 2023 Share Posted March 6, 2023 Why make "fried eggs” at all, let alone thrice weekly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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