Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted May 17, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted May 17, 2020 40 minutes ago, johnnyboy said: What one are you doing? Customer Success Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted May 17, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted May 17, 2020 6 minutes ago, johnnyboy said: I am going to have to take full advantage of the 6 month extensions to recertify on the new NA curriculum. Normally I have them come up in my summer break, but as I'm booked solid to October it'll be a nice Christmas present to look forward to It’s my first one and I’m stressing. Got 2 weeks before testing. Eek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapnut Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 Left to go for a run with my girlfriend but we went different ways, then as soon as she was out of sight I went back to the flat and had a wank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted May 17, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted May 17, 2020 Slapnut by name.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gaffer Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 I'm drinking like a student again. Started off working a craft beer gimmick - getting notions - but now it's the twelve Galahad from Aldi. I never want to be two strong drinks from feeling shit. The biggest danger with all the pisswater in the world is that I'll put on Born Slippy before going to bed. I've also blown off taking walks with herself so that I can do them alone later on when she gets back. We're normally attached at the hip - still are - but we're both doing the work from home thing so I need to pilfer a bit of space here and there. In addition, when she's taking her walk I can masturbate like a maniac. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted May 17, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted May 17, 2020 47 minutes ago, Slapnut said: Left to go for a run with my girlfriend but we went different ways, then as soon as she was out of sight I went back to the flat and had a wank. This...this is what the thread needed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pitseleh Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 I listened to DDP's audiobook and it convinced me to download his yoga app. I haven't opened it. This was three weeks ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lorne Malvo Posted May 18, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted May 18, 2020 24 minutes ago, pitseleh said: I listened to DDP's audiobook and it convinced me to download his yoga app. I haven't opened it. This was three weeks ago. Similarly, in the first week of lockdown I raided my attic and bookshelves and put together a big pile of books that I've been meaning to catch up with for ages. They've still not been touched. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Hamptons Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 I suggested to my Girlfriend who was missing me that we video call each other and watch a movie together, it's become a regular thing, we alternate who picks the film.. Most of her choices are shit though.. So I've taken to find out what film she wants to watch, read up about it and then pretend to watch it with her, then discuss it afterwords.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted May 18, 2020 Moderators Share Posted May 18, 2020 😂 what do you actually do whilst the movie is on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 Maybe he's looped footage, ala Speed. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Blog Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 My brother in law bought my daughter a 6 foot teddy bear for christmas because he is a twat. I have taken to moving it around the house to scare my wife. The best one I have done so far is put him in the loft when she was out for a walk. Later that day I mentioned that we needed to get the old baby stuff out the loft. The scream of terror will stay with me forever. She is 7 months pregnant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Hamptons Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Chest Rockwell said: 😂 what do you actually do whilst the movie is on? I watch something else, but take note of how long the film or series is. I think she's getting suspicious... Edited May 18, 2020 by King of Hamptons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rey_Piste Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 36 minutes ago, Joe Blog said:  The scream of terror will stay with me forever. She is 7 months pregnant. Are you just trying to get her to drop early? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patiirc Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 The Bad Recovery from surgery has taken an age, basically locked down since mid feb. The other stuff posted in the Covid Thread. Mum's had her eye op. follow up tomorrow.  The Good. Drank all the Bourbon..  The Flipping Fantastic. Finally moved back home yesterday. Working from home for both jobs is nice less crazy hours as no travel or events in far flung places to attend Got a career mentor, finally. Though early days. See what's next. Already pushing on step up from Regional to National level stuff and am now Trans Lead on an LGBTQ Pilot for Job One, need more pay though. Award nomination still is unreal to me. Wrote and submitted some articles for a few books. Find out early next month if they're in, plus will get paid if published. Bagged myself a non crazy girlfriend. Social distancing dating is weird, but inventive! Considering. Yeah it's going okay  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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