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Left to go for a run with my girlfriend but we went different ways, then as soon as she was out of sight I went back to the flat and had a wank.

This better not end with someone having sex with their cousin again. 

Thanks everyone, managed to sleep and tell my family what exactly happened and what the doctors said is happening with my brain so everyone is laying off a bit now.  Got told its likely I've some

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8 minutes ago, ElCece said:

It's only pathetic when you've cracked one out to them mate don't worry. 

Honestly, i'd be far more comfortable with the whole thing if it were just a case of "Phwooaarr".

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Just now, Frankie Crisp said:

I know. It’s not surprising that I drink.

I suppose watching Scrubs can give everyone some solace in knowing that they aren't as much of a selfish cunt as JD is.

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24 minutes ago, John Matrix said:

Sound the pathetic klaxon as loud as you can, i'm crushing hard on two women I follow on Twitter.  

My daughter has been having trouble getting to sleep recently. I've taken to going for a drive to put her down for her afternoon nap. I've come to really enjoy this drive as it is the only opportunity I get now to check out women that are not my wife. 

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I watched Desperate Housewives in its entirety and have no regrets whatsoever.

EDIT: Secondary confession...I may have started watching I before lockdown. I’m at the point where I genuinely can’t remember...

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I'm wanking loads

 

Nah:just joshing I'm eating and drinking like a whirling dervish though. I'm up to 18st. Luckily I'm somehow wearing it well. I'm guessing it's my primo tan. 

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12 minutes ago, Chest Rockwell said:

My daughter has been having trouble getting to sleep recently. I've taken to going for a drive to put her down for her afternoon nap. I've come to really enjoy this drive as it is the only opportunity I get now to check out women that are not my wife. 

This is the thing though, I mean both are pretty to look at, but it's not even that.  I mean, naturally, they could be cat slaughtering psychopaths or hairy arsed catfishers for all I know, I just find both of them an absolute delight.  Funny, eloquent, clever.  It's the most irrational thing - I can't explain it.

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Working from home means I can have music on when not on the phone. The easiest way for me to do this is to have my laptop next to my work computer and just have every song on shuffle. 

Having a third screen on my desk, that isn't monitored and has nothing blocked, means that I've watched an inordinate amount of porn whilst on conference calls.

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In work doing terrible impressions All day every day such as David Dickinson, Ric Flair And Father Noel specifically to piss my colleagues off.  It’s working.

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51 minutes ago, Hannibal Scorch said:

I just feel I would have liked to maybe try and learn another language or something. I dunno. Instead of training for a Cisco certificate 🙄

What one are you doing?

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Having spent 20 years trying to think of an idea for a product/business I had my best idea yet 2 weeks before lockdown started, which was perfect timing for many reasons.

So I spent the first 4 weeks developing it, which is by far the most code I’ve written in a month, ever. It was the first time in my career when I’ve had anything more than a few days free and was quite amazed what could be done when the phone and emails are quiet.

I’ll find out on Tuesday if the organisation that I need the backing of to make a real go of it are interested. If they’re not, then it’s been a waste of time and excitement. I’m quietly confident though.

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My hair is long enough that I have, when it's annoying me enough, put it in a man bun. 

Bring back downvotes. 

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